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Cow

ZDEsy · Published by ZDEsy

Positive — 100% positive (15 reviews) · 37 achievements

Last updated 28 Sept 2026

The steaks have never been higher! Cow is the one and only fast-paced game about a cow riding a skateboard in a volcano above a pool of lava 🤘. Hop on your deck and milk each level, or become a well-done dinner.

£4.59

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5 Sept 2026Lowest: £4.59 · Highest: £4.5913 Oct 2026

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About this game

Pure Arcade Chaos Welcome to Cow. No bloated storylines, no unskippable cutscenes—just straight-up, fast-paced gameplay. Grab your skateboard and conquer 60+ unique and increasingly difficult levels.

Shred and Survive Reaching the finish line won't be easy. You'll need perfect timing and quick reflexes to kickflip over spiked balls, dodge rogue police cars hot on your tail, and avoid blinding milk attacks. Keep your momentum up and chain together tricks for high scores.

Unlock Awesome Skins What's a skateboarding cow without some style? Collect steaks scattered throughout the levels to unlock a massive wardrobe of hilarious and awesome skins.

Features:

  • 60+ Diverse Levels: A steady difficulty curve from the bunny hills to absolute physics-based chaos.

  • Action-Packed Obstacles: Evade cops, dodge swinging hammers, and outrun rolling spiked balls.

  • Unlockable Cosmetics: Gather steaks and hit high scores to unlock fresh new skins for your cow.

  • Pick Up and Play: Instant respawns and zero downtime. Just pure gameplay.

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 10 (64 bit)
  • Processor: Intel Core i3 or AMD equivalent
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 600 series / AMD Radeon HD 7000 series
  • Storage: 500 MB available space

Supported Languages

English

Latest news

  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Camera Update & Bug Fixes

    Massive Camera Improvements: Completely reworked camera tracking to feel much more responsive. Fixed the separated jump delays for a better sense of air-time, and reduced the excessive camera shake.Gameplay & BalanceSmart Campaign Button: Clicking "Campaign" in the main menu now acts as a "Continue" button, automatically loading the newest level you haven't beaten yet!Endless Mode Rebalance: Lowered the steak requirements in Endless Mode (50 was a bit too much).Constantin Fix: Fixed a bug where player would bizarrely levitate up the spiral on R2.Fortunato Dragonetti: Adjustments and fixes made to the Fortunato Dragonetti collisions.Mechanics Returned: Brought back the movement from the demo, now optional in the settings.Achievement FixesRed Balls Achievement: Now correctly tracks progress.Skin Achievement: Fixed a bug where the achievement would unlock improperly; it now only triggers when you actually buy a skin.Close Call: New description.Airborne & Loser Achievements: Fixed logic issues preventing these achievements from unlocking properly.UI & PolishStar UI Fix: Fixed a visual bug where the 3-star UI elements would keep slamming/animating after the level was already finished.Debug Text: Removed leftover debug text from the game's title screen.
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  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Day 1 Status Update: Known Issues

    Hello everyone,Thank you to everyone who has jumped into the game today.Shortly after release, a few critical bugs were identified that are currently affecting gameplay and steam achievements. Please be assured that I am aware of these issues and I am actively working on a hotfix to repair them.Because I want to ensure the fixes are done correctly, it may take a little bit of time to get the patch ready and tested. I will push the update live as soon as it is resolved.I apologize for the inconvenience and greatly appreciate your patience while I get this sorted out. If you encounter any other bugs, please report them in the Community Discussions or on our Discord server.
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  • AnnouncementsOfficial

    Cow is Now Available

    Hello everyone,Cow is now officially available on Steam.Thank you again for your patience and understanding during the recent delay. You can now download and play the game.If you encounter any issues, bugs, or have feedback, please feel free to share it in the Steam Community Hub or on our discord server.Thank you for your support!
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  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Release Update: Delay regarding our August 17th Launch

    Hello everyone,I want to sincerely apologize for the delay regarding our planned release on August 17th.During our final preparations, a minor backend configuration error was identified. While the issue has already been completely resolved on my end, it requires the game to undergo one final approval review by the Steam team before it can be published.Consequently, the launch is delayed by a few days while we await their verification. The game will be released immediately once we receive final approval from Steam.Thank you for your patience, understanding, and continued support. I will post another update the moment the game is live.
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