Goat Simulator 3

About this game

Pilgor's baaack! Take life by the horns in Goat Simulator 3 today!

Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new*, totally realistic**, sandbox farmyard*** experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one's favourite female protagonist.

Join Pilgor and get ready to create your own whirlwind adventure on the island of San Angora. Lick, headbutt, and ruin your way through our open world in the biggest waste of your time since the original Goat Simulator! We won't tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goats of your dreams.



If your dreams contain more than one goat, that works for us! In Goat Simulator 3, you can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op to create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore. And don't worry, there are plenty of customisation options so you and your pals don't wear clashing outfits.



Goat Simulator 3 first launched in November 2022, and since then our “game designers” have been hard at work adding even more weird and wondrous stuff. As well as all the original goat-y goodness, Steam players will be able to experience all content from the game’s post-launch updates; including the Mandatory Holiday Update, Operation Crackdown and the Shadiest Update, with more to come!



KEY FEATURES:
- You can be a goat
- You can be a goat… on Steam!
- Three of your friends can be goats too, and join you in local or online co-op
- No really, there are so many goats. If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more. There's a goat for everyone!
- Dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for all we care
- We have actual 'game designers' who have worked to create 'an okay amount of content'; including events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak
- They've added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?)
- They’ve even added a bunch of extra content since the game first launched, aren’t you a bunch of lucky kids?



DISCLAIMER:
Since it launched in November 2022, Goat Simulator 3 has been a completely stupid game. It is still a completely stupid game today, except now it has more stuff! By this point if you're not sure what you're getting into, we can't help you.

NOTES:
* Goat Simulator 3 is technically not completely new, but it is new to Steam users!
** Our game is very realistic, if you happen to be a digital goat with a proclivity for ragdolling.
*** False alarm, this one is actually true.

Latest news

• Patch Notes·17 Apr 2026Official

  Patch Notes: v.1.2.1.1

  Futuristic bug smashing Bug Fixes:Fixed a crash that appeared when using the Cryoray Goat Gear and then the Medusa abilityFixed the ‘Gather all Players’ UI pop-up, where players in the same session were not visible until they were close to the tower, and the image had a weird offset. I have no idea what this means, but great, I guessFixed a crash that appeared when a player with the Stasis Helmet gear equipped spawned in the Title Screen. Bugs work in mysterious waysThe flapping wings sound should no longer play when playing as the RoboCock Goat Type, as it has no wings. Makes sensePlayers caught by the Satellite Dish or Drill Kicks Goat Gear's abilities while being in a ragdoll state will no longer become invisibleAfter closing one of the portals while using the Wormhole Horns Gear, jumping into the remaining one should no longer teleport the player. You can only teleport if there's a portal to teleport toWormhole Horns Gear: Depending on what other goat gears the players have equipped, we had some teleporting issues where players didn't teleport to the correct location. This is now fixed!Fixed an issue while wearing the Wormhole Horns Gear together with other gears, causing the player to teleport to the wrong locationSome items had ‘default_name’ displayed when being licked. All objects should have a name nowThe Help section of the Collectibles tab will now display information about collectibles and not info about things from the Quest tabFixed some missing textures on different goats, causing some goats to have only eyes and tonguesDefault Baadlands Goat Gears (ghoul fur, whistle baa, wastelander warrior hat, boots, and jacket) should now be automatically equipped when starting a new game in the Baadlands DLC title screen while choosing to play split-screen. The whistle baa gets equipped when adding a split-screen player during an active game session in the Baadlands DLCFixed some texturing issues with the cloning machine in the Baadlands DLC on the Puppet Goat, ...
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• Announcements·1 Apr 2026Official

  ‘Buck to the Future’ add-on | OUT NOW

  ‘Buck to the Future’ gear pack is hereStep into the hooves of G, a mercenary with horns for hire and a totally made-up character for the sake of this text. Mix and match different futuristic gears for ceaseless body goatification. The future is now, in the present. Don’t ask how.Buck to the Future contains 22 new gears (8 with abilities), 6 new instincts, and 1 new playable goat.Goat Simulator 3 – Buck to the Future is out todayWatch the trailer here: Until we meet again, Coffee Stain NorthIf you want to be more up-to-date with development or need more chaos in your life, then consider checking out our other social media:DiscordTikTokBlueskyYoutubeFacebookInstagramWebsitePATCH NOTES: v.1.2.1.0_476053The future is here. In the present. Goat. New Paid Add-on – Buck to the Future Pack22 new gears, 8 with abilities6 new instincts1 new Goat Type: RoboCock The complete Future Pack list:Hacker Visor – Wake up, samuraiStasis Helmet – Another way to torment those poor NPCsFuture Fashionista – It’s giving Hunger GamesRaver – Makes you wanna go to BerlinSynthetic Hair – Weebs will love thisTension Reliever 3K – You can now give the NPCs a massageSplatien Launcher – Cute, but deadlyPolygonal Sleeves – Crinkles are so in right nowHi-tech Outfit – So fashion, so futureUn-Gravity Boots – Float your goatCircuitry Suit – This suit has a shocking price tagCircuitry Heels – With wireless shoe stringsNeon Sneakers – Be light on your feetWormhole Horns – Make your problems disappear. Then reappearPilbot – It’s exactly what you think it isE-Wings – Please be mindful where you park your E-WingsTechwear Backpack – Carry all your secret intel in styleMain Dish – The head is flatHologoat – Not to be confused with HollowgoatHolohorns – Sharp points and sharp resolutionRoboCock – Don’t look at me, I did not name thatDyed – Even cocks need fur Bug Fixes:Fixed an audio issue where the music in Baadlands wouldn't play. I really love the soundtrack in Baadlands, don’t you?The game will no longer c...
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• Announcements·1 Apr 2026Official

  Goat Direct 2026 | OUT NOW

  Goat Direct: Your number 1 source for goaty news The sequel no one asked for is out now. Have a look at what the devs behind Goat Simulator 3 have been up to lately in this year’s Goat Direct. Watch it here: Until we meet again, Coffee Stain NorthIf you want to be more up-to-date with development or need more chaos in your life, then consider checking out our other social media:DiscordTikTokBlueskyYoutubeFacebookInstagramWebsite
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• Announcements·24 Mar 2026Official

  ‘Goat Direct’ returns on April 1st

  It’s official, another Goat Direct is coming!You can expect a feverdream of skits, bad acting, goaty announcements, and a deep dive into what we’ve been working on lately. While we want to keep most topics hidden, we can reveal one of the things we will cover in this year’s Goat Direct. We recently asked the community to create cards for Pilgor’s upcoming 12th birthday on April 1st. We’re going to show some of our favorite nominees and reveal the three winners of the plushies in the actual video. Make sure you subscribe to our YouTube channel to get a notification on April 1st when the video is out. Until we meet again, Coffee Stain NorthIf you want to be more up-to-date with development or need more chaos in your life, then consider checking out our other social media:DiscordTikTokBlueskyYoutubeFacebookInstagramWebsite
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• Announcements·30 Jan 2026Official

  GOAT PLUSHIES | PRE-ORDER NOW

  It's so plushy I'm gonna... By popular demand, two hot new bombshells by Youtooz have entered the villa. Here for a limited time only. Pre-order now:Pillow plushWeighted plushUntil we meet again, Coffee Stain NorthIf you want to be more up-to-date with development or need more chaos in your life, then consider checking out our other social media:DiscordTikTokBlueskyYoutubeFacebookInstagramWebsite
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