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Crankage Games · Published by Crankage Games
Content notice: The mature content in this game contains: Mature comedy. Dark humor. Frequent gratuitous language. Reference to drug and alcohol use. Graphic use of text and dialogue to describe scenes of nudity and sexual content and references. Vulgar themes and dialogue that some may find offensive. This game is not what you'd expect. This game will never be what you'd expect. Expect the unexpected, and you still won't expect what this game has to offer.
Very Positive — 94% positive (183 reviews)
Last updated 27 Sept 2026
The Chronicles of Quiver Dick is a Crude Comedy RPG that has one goal and one goal only: To make you laugh! Play as Quiver Dick, a legendary storyteller and former badass, as he embarks on one of many downright crazy and entirely messed up adventures!
DJCTQ 14Full Controller Support
£2.49
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3 Sept 2026Lowest: £2.49 · Highest: £2.4913 Oct 2026
Adventure, Indie, RPG · 2018 · More under £5 games
Embark on absurd adventures as Quiver Dick, a legendary raconteur turned rogue hero, in The Chronicles of Quiver Dick. This indie RPG from Crankage Games promises non-stop humor and crazy storylines.
About this game
From the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk, based on one of the most hilarious characters ever written into an RPG, The Chronicles of Quiver Dick takes you on one crazy adventure as you play the role of Old Man Quiver in his youth.
The Chronicles of Quiver Dick is a 2-3 hour Crude Comedy RPG that does not overstay it's welcome!
Entirely scripted encounters with full boss dialogue, no random battles, and a uniquely compelling short tale is sure to hit you right where it hurts! ... (In the funny bone...)
The characters in the game are made up of a plethora of folks who supported Crankage Games along the way and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick was our way of supporting the fans who have supported us as we give back to the community. This particular tale is the first of many standalone adventures to come in this series. Embark on a journey into the past of one of the craziest adventurers of all time and join him as he finds Grandma Tracie, Grandmother to two sarcastic, A-Hole children, (Emma and Andrew), who like to give Old Man Quiver a hard time!
Features:
- Relaxing, yet exciting linear story!
- Constant laughs from start to finish!
- No Random Battles! Every conflict has meaning to progress the story and is fully scripted with unique dialogue!
- Level up, collect loot, and kick monster-balls in with calculated turn-based strategy!
- Bonus Rewards for exploring optional hidden items and content
- Awesome music to provide the perfect atmosphere
- Be a part of history! Crankage Games, we support our fans! Don't be surprised if you find your name added into future games!
- Steam Achievements (Coming Soon)
- Trading Cards (When Valve Approves)
A Message From Crankage Games
We would just like to say that we appreciate any and all support that we've received along the way from Streamers, Youtubers, Friends, and Fans all around the world. Our first release has sold in over 100+ countries and thanks to you, it has become a favorite among many Comedy RPG fans worldwide. We've responded to EVERY Steam Message ever sent, EVERY Community Post on our Hub ever made, and EVERY Steam Review we've ever received. We want you to understand how important you are and how much we appreciate your feedback. We've learned a lot from the first game and we continue to improve and grow every day. As we expand, our games will be bigger, better, and much more frequent. One thing that we can always guarantee is that we will do our damnedest to make you smile. This game, much like the rest, is meant to brighten up a cloudy day and shine some sun on those who could use an escape from stress and hard times. All we want is to make you laugh, make you smile, and help you enjoy life like you deserve.
From the bottom of our hearts, we thank you for everything and we hope that you enjoy your time playing our games. Please let us know what you think, as we love reading your comments and we will always find the time to respond!
- Crankage Games
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
Minimum:
- OS *: Windows 98/XP/Vista/7/8/10
- Processor: Intel Pentium III 800 Mhz
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Graphics: 1024x768 or better video resolution in High Color mode
- Storage: 650 MB available space
- Sound Card: DirectSound-compatible sound card
Supported Languages
English
Latest news
AnnouncementsOfficial
The Chronicles of Quiver Dick Bundle on Sale! 50% off!
The Chronicles of Quiver Dick is currently on sale for 50% off, OR you can pick up the ENTIRE bundle of comedy adventures for a VERY low price directly from this link! https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/Read full article on Community Announcements (Salisbury)AnnouncementsOfficial
The Chronicles of Quiver Dick Bundle on sale!
The Chronicles of Quiver Dick is currently on sale for 50% off, OR you can pick up the ENTIRE bundle of comedy adventures for a VERY low price directly from this link! https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/Read full article on Community Announcements (Salisbury)AnnouncementsOfficial
New Quiver Dick Game!
I'm pleased to announce that the newest title, Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails is coming soon to Steam! Be sure to check it out and wishlist it for notifications when it's released! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1091370/Quiver_Dicks_Epic_Book_of_Fairy_Fails/ Thank you all for your continued support along the way and making this all possible! I can't wait to hear what you think! - Crankage GamesRead full article on Community Announcements (Salisbury)AnnouncementsOfficial
12 Hours Left! 6 Game Bundle Sale!
12 hours left until the 6 Game Vulgar Comedy RPG Bundle Sale ends! Less than $10 gets you: Metal as Phuk The Chronicles of Quiver Dick Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children Damned Daniel Deported: Drain the Swamp Deported 2: Build That Wall https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ https://twitter.com/CrankageGames/status/1125246551612219392Read full article on Community Announcements (Salisbury)AnnouncementsOfficial
Crankage Games Bundle on Sale + New Game Info!
Hello everyone! I just wanted to thank you all for your continued support! All 6 of our games in the bundle have had overwhelming feedback and we truly appreciate each and every one of you! Our bundle is currently on sale here: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ And I'd just like to announce that the next game we're working on, we're doing with fan interaction! We're streaming game development each week, LIVE on twitch here: https://www.twitch.tv/crankagegames Where fans of the game can help craft the game world itself, and even be characters IN the game! I feel like this is a great opportunity for developer and fans to interact, come together, get to know each other, and build something awesome. I'd love to talk to each and every one of you, so if you're ever interested in dropping in and not just WATCHING game development, but actually being a part of the process, please feel free to do so, because I'd LOVE to talk to you! Thank you so much, and keep being amazing! - Crankage Games / Michael https://twitter.com/CrankageGamesRead full article on Community Announcements (Salisbury)
