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The Pillage

Bishop Armstrong · Published by Bishop Armstrong · Official site ↗

Content notice: Excessive pixelated gore, partial pixelated nudity, use of tobacco, and reference to alcohol.

Very Positive — 86% positive (59 reviews) · 12 achievements

Last updated 27 Sept 2026

A fast paced hack-n-slash arcade game where kidneys are harvested from everyone in your path.

£2.09

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3 Sept 2026Lowest: £2.09 · Highest: £2.098 Oct 2026

Action, Indie, Casual · 2018 · More under £5 games

Embark on a frenetic journey as you hack and slash through enemies to gather kidneys in The Pillage. Dive into casual, fast-paced action with this indie gem from 2018.

About this game

The Pillage is about an appetite for murder. It's about killing for sport and reaping organs for reward. It drops the player in a city with only three things, a small knife, a large weapon, and a desire to take the kidneys from every human in sight. Perfect for every player, it can be played casually or strategically depending on just what the player wants from the game and every play style is rewarded.

Complex Intelligence

Every swipe of the sword and every thrust of your knife creates a complex series of responses from the complicated AI. Citizens will tell the police if they see you commit a crime and police will act on what information they provide. Gangs will leave the player alone if not messed with and attack the player or other gangs when stimulated. It gets deeper than this but past that is a secret.

Procedural Generation

Nearly everything in this game is procedural: The buildings, the sky, the ground, AI characteristics (including all physical features and mobility), gang spawns, ghosts, and a dynamic difficulty curve for police spawns.

Weapons

The player is given a variety of weapons to choose from and purchase using kidneys in the shop. Both the fast attack and the power attack weapons can be swapped with multiple weapons available in each category.

Perks

You have the option to purchase different character perks when you get achievements. Only some of which include: more starting health, longer slow-motion, double-jumping, and faster speed.

Special Abilities

New in version 2.0.0, you can unlock special abilities. There are four options: sending crows down from the sky to kill people, becoming enraged which increases speed and adds invulnerability, spawning sidekicks to fight alongside you, and summoning a large eye to kill anything within range.

Leaderboard

The Pillage houses an awesome and informative leaderboard that keeps track of player scores across the world and provides a breakdown of their score.

Sound

The Pillage has an amazing theme and *new* soundtrack produced by David Sherman as well as some awesome sound effects from Vawlt.

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Storage: 150 MB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Dedicated GPU
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 150 MB available space
  • Sound Card: stereo audio

Supported Languages

English

Latest news

  • AnnouncementsOfficial

    The Pillage Summer Sale

    The two week long Steam Summer Sale is finally upon us after waiting a year. In celebration, my games The Pillage and Captain Clive: Danger From Dione are on heavy discount! Watch the developer play on the store page
    Read full article on Community Announcements (Bishop)
  • Community & EventsOfficial

    The Pillage Halloween Event

    VERSION 3.2.1 - HALLOWEEN EVENT Limited time Halloween changes. Gothic theme is temporarily replaced with the Halloween theme. The moon is a blood moon for Halloween. Some buildings are celebrating with pumpkins. While the Halloween event is NOT going on, the gothic theme looks better than before this update.
    Read full article on Community Announcements (UncleBourbon(Invisible))
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    The Pillage Update

    The Pillage Version 3.2.0 is out now! Added a new power swing weapon: the katana! This weapon is the fastest of the big weapons and still deals 3 damage. This one's for you David - it took me three years to take your advice but I did it. Changed blood effects on the ground to look more cohesive. Added more options to make the game run better on lower end systems Added a new leaderboard for new scores. This should help with upload times as well as give new players a chance to make their mark. Old scores can still be viewed. Also, if you haven't checked out my other game recently released, please check out Captain Clive: Danger From Dione!
    Read full article on Community Announcements (UncleBourbon(Invisible))
  • AnnouncementsOfficial

    My Next Project - Captain Clive: Danger From Dione is now on Kickstarter!

    If you are interested in the game or have beta tested and like what you see, check out the Kickstarter! If you can't donate, don't worry that's OK. CCDfD will still be coming to Steam, so please wishlist it! There are bonuses to backing, so check it out! LINK @ https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bishopa/captain-clive-danger-from-dione
    Read full article on Community Announcements (UncleBourbon(Invisible))
  • AnnouncementsOfficial

    The Pillage Week-long Stay At Home Sale

    Please everyone, stay at home - and while you're doing it, play The Pillage! Since we're here already, I want to update everyone on the progress of work. Currently, The Pillage is on the back-burner for new updates with most of my time and resources going to my new game, Captain Clive: Danger From Dione. Here's some pictures! If you like what you see, please follow my Twitter or Instagram or something :) https://media.giphy.com/media/TKk0DWrgt1XOnUcbjK/giphy-downsized-large.gif https://media.giphy.com/media/YrNyI0yPi3uKk6NlGJ/giphy.gif https://media.giphy.com/media/TgPBDojxYiLAEv2ut5/giphy.gif
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