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Slam Fighter II

Team Dogpit · Published by Team Dogpit · Official site ↗

Positive — 100% positive (13 reviews) · 16 achievements

Last updated 27 Sept 2026

In this rhythm/fighting game, The Philosopher’s Burn, the most legendary put down in history, is the prize as the world’s best trash talkers face off in the diss battle of the millennium!

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£3.99

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3 Sept 2026Lowest: £3.99 · Highest: £3.999 Oct 2026

Indie, Casual · 2017 · More under £5 games

Slam Fighter II puts you in the ring as a trash talker competing for the most legendary put down. Face off against other world-class dissers, aiming to be crowned the champion of all time.

About this game

SOME SEEK TO DESTROY IT,
OTHERS TO USE ITS POWER…


The Philosopher’s Burn, the most legendary put down in history, is the prize as the world’s best trash talkers face off in the diss battle of the millennium!

Slam Fighter II by Team Dogpit is a 2d rhythm/fighting game in which the combatants reduce each other’s hitpoints by delivering well-timed putdowns to the beat of a pulsing retro-style original soundtrack.

OH SNAP!
GAMEPLAY SO HOT YOU’LL NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN


Talk smack as one of six fully voiced elite trashtalkers. School your opponent by typing insults to the beat — the better your flow, the sicker the burn!
Insult your way to the top in single player Campaign Mode
Clown on your friends in local hotseat Versus Mode
Plug in a second keyboard and use it as a second controller in Versus Mode, meaning your friends can't trip you up by typing on their own keyboard during your turn!
Featuring 10 all-new EDM tracks by Screaming Color

New in Slam Fighter II Steam Edition!


Each character has different strengths and weaknesses! See if you can master them all!
Your diss actually has to be a real word! Get ready to talk smack on the fly!
Completely rewritten engine with the best beat detection ever seen in a verbal throwdown!
Completely new performances with audio quality so good you'll swear you're being insulted in real life!
Need to step away for a moment? You can pause the game! WOW!!
Achievements, leaderboards, and a good old fashioned high score table!
Different resolution options! Want to play windowed but larger than 640x480 resolution? Go for it!
Six different stage backgrounds that pulse in time with the music. Don't like flashy moving backgrounds? You can disable them!
Gallery where you can unlock profiles and character art!
And way more!

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7 (64 bit)
  • Processor: 2.2 GHz
  • Memory: 300 MB RAM
  • Graphics: DirectX compatible card
  • Storage: 296 MB available space

Supported Languages

English*
*languages with full audio support

Latest news

  • AnnouncementsOfficial

    Slam Fighter II v.2.0.2

    Patched the game to recognize more insults and to have improved CPU performance!
    Read full article on Community Announcements (Xibanya)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Slam Fighter II v.2.0.2

    Patched the game to recognize more insults and to have improved CPU performance!
    Read full article on Community Announcements (Xibanya)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Slam Fighter 2.0.1 Hotfix

    Slam Fighter 2.0.1 Hotfix: Fixed a bug related to retrying from Game Over Implemented high score leaderboards Added more recognized diss phrases Now you can show your friends just how good at smack talk you really are! Maintain beat accuracy and use real words to get the highest possible score!
    Read full article on Community Announcements (Xibanya)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Slam Fighter 2.0.1 Hotfix

    Slam Fighter 2.0.1 Hotfix: Fixed a bug related to retrying from Game Over Implemented high score leaderboards Added more recognized diss phrases Now you can show your friends just how good at smack talk you really are! Maintain beat accuracy and use real words to get the highest possible score!
    Read full article on Community Announcements (Xibanya)
  • AnnouncementsOfficial

    Slam Fighter II Launching on Steam

    Oh snap! Slam Fighter II is finally coming to steam on November 17th and at version 2.0.0 it's the best slam fighting experience yet! All my love to the Slam Fighter community, who has cherished this game since it was first released in Japan as Sulamu Faitaa 2 for the Hyper Famstation in 1992 and to those who have supported the development of the localization since 2015. To everyone laying down smack for the first time in 2017, please enjoy one of the finest Slam Fighting experience modern technology can offer! FAQ Q: Where is Slam Fighter 1? A: It hasn't been localized yet. Q: How is v.2.0.0 different from v.1.5.3? A: The game has been completely remade from the ground up with a new battle engine and new mechanics. Beat detection actually works this time! Q: I have epilepsy and this game seems to have a lot of flashing backgrounds. Will I be able to play? A: Yep, you can disable the moving backgrounds from the Accessibility menu in Options. Q: This game runs sluggishly on my computer, is there any way to make it run better? A: Try the calibration wizard to configure your input latency or go to Audio Options to set input latency manually. Disabling the moving backgrounds (via Accessibility menu) will also improve performance. Q: Is there any content in this game that might be inappropriate for some players? A: This game does not depict drugs, sex, or violence, but it does have swear words, both written and spoken aloud. The game is intended to be lighthearted, but since its core concept involves saying mean things, there is some content containing ableism, sexism, slut shaming, body negativity, and remarks that are racially charged. The developers do not endorse the opinions expressed by the characters in-game. Q: This game didn't come out in 1992 and there's no such thing as a Hyper Famstation. You made this game yourself, didn't you? A: aaaaaa you got me there
    Read full article on Community Announcements (Xibanya)

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