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Rogue Pigeon Games · Published by Rogue Pigeon Games · Official site ↗
3 user reviews — 100% positive (3 reviews) · 23 achievements
Last updated 29 Sept 2026
Pitchforks & Paragraphs is an arcade-style medieval typing game where you defend the castle gates from waves of rioting peasants. Type the words on their signs to cast spellballs, stop the advancing mob, build score multipliers through accuracy, survive longer, and climb the global leaderboards.
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Price history
Action, Indie, Casual · 2026 · More under £5 games
About this game
Pitchforks & Paragraphs is a frantic low-poly typing game set in a chaotic medieval kingdom. You play as the royal wizard, tasked with defending the castle gates from increasingly aggressive waves of rioting peasants using your most powerful weapon: your typing skills. Each rioter carries a sign with a word on it. Type the word correctly to hurl a high-speed spellball at them and drive them back before the mob overwhelms the kingdom.
Typing-Driven Combat: No complex inputs or skill trees. Your typing speed and accuracy dictate your magical firepower.
Escalating Wave Defense: Face down relentless hordes of rioters with increasingly complex words as the waves progress.
Score Attack & Multipliers: Earn points based on word length and speed. Maximize your typing velocity to rack up bonuses and climb the ranks.
Global Leaderboards: Compete against wizards worldwide to prove who has the fastest fingers in the realm.
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
- Processor: Intel Core i3-6100 / AMD Ryzen 3 1200
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 Ti / AMD Radeon HD 7850 (2 GB VRAM)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 500 MB available space
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10/11 (64-bit)
- Processor: Intel Core i5-7400 / AMD Ryzen 5 1600
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 / AMD Radeon RX 580 (3 GB+ VRAM)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 500 MB available space
Supported Languages
*languages with full audio support
Latest news
AnnouncementsOfficial
The Chronicle of Cheese and Costly Consonants
Welcome to Fontshire!Until now, it was just castle walls and angry mobs. Today, the kingdom gets a name: Fontshire. A realm of ink, stone, and questionable royal choices.But onto more pressing issues..Ever wondered why the local peasants are marching on the castle with torches, pitchforks, and terrible attitudes?The guessing is officially over.Today’s update adds a brand-new introductory backstory to shed light on Fontshire’s chaotic unrest. Without spoiling too much: our glorious King made a deal with a very shady individual, got thoroughly bamboozled, and now *you* have to spell away the consequences.Jump into the campaign to uncover the full royal mess. And keep those fingers warm - this might not be the last tale from Fontshire.Read full article on Community Announcements (Rogue Pigeon Games)
