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Who Gave Them Weapons

Fire Altar Entertainment · Published by Fire Altar Entertainment

Last updated 28 Sept 2026

Build your crazy squad in this cartoony auto-battler and watch as it turns into total chaos! Equip teams with the silliest gear, crush friends online, or beat enemies in solo challenges. Mix and match warriors, discover powerful combos, and prove your strategy is more insane than the chaos.

Free to PlayComing SoonDJCTQ 61 DLC available ↗PvP

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Indie, Simulation, Strategy · 2026 · More free games

About this game

AUTO BATTLER

Who Gave Them Weapons?! is much more than an auto-battler running on chaotic cartoon logic, filled with unique unit synergies and letting you slay enemies by throwing bees with crazy accuracy. 

  • Enjoy destroying your friends in PVP matches.

  • Two friends, one computer? No problem, try local multiplayer.

  • No friends? No problem, try solo challenges.

JACKED HEROES

It’s a battle for victory between historical figures like Cleopatra, Genghis Khan, and Isaac Newton and fictional characters like Merlin, Phantom of the Opera, and Alice (just, in this case, she’s on the battlefield, not Wonderland). 

BROKEN SYNERGIES

Your squad needs gear, and Who Gave Them Weapons?! serves you dozens of choices of weapons that do not necessarily work as you expect. 

Adapt your strategy and item selection based on the unique traits and abilities of each unit. Have them torment enemies with a Ghost on a Stick, bring them to their knees by hitting them with an AK47, or have them gag from your Bad Breath!

CHAOTIC EVENTS

Imagine having to sacrifice your best hero or assassinate an enemy’s unit that causes you the most problems. All is possible, and probably badly timed (for you, that is). 

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS: TBD
  • Processor: TBD
  • Graphics: TBD

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS: TBD
  • Processor: TBD
  • Graphics: TBD

Supported Languages

English

Latest news

  • Patch NotesOfficial

    We have made more than 200 items!

    Weapons and hats are a major part of the gameplay. They provide abilities, stats, and flaws that allow you to build your unit into something exceptional.We do not randomly generate items. All of our items are handcrafted. We want each item to provide a meaningful gameplay change and, when possible, have at least a few different synergies with units, gameplay systems, or other items.We will continue making more and more items, but for now, we feel that around 200 items is the right number for the upcoming demo.
    Read full article on Community Announcements (Who Gave Them Weapons)

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