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They See Me Rollin'

Equal Games · Published by Equal Games

Last updated 28 Sept 2026

Roll, boost, jump, and smash your way through chaotic procedural tracks in this fast-paced arcade multiplayer racing game.

DJCTQ 61 DLC available ↗Co-opPvPFull Controller Support

£2.65

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5 Sept 2026Lowest: £2.65 · Highest: £2.6513 Oct 2026

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About this game

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’ is a chaotic arcade racing game where giant rocks blast through insane tracks filled with boosts, hazards, jump pads, mines, collapsing traffic, and total multiplayer mayhem.

Race online with friends or battle offline against aggressive AI racers across procedural tracks built for speed, collisions, and unpredictable moments. Boost through hazards, launch off massive jumps, slam opponents into walls, and fight your way to the finish line before time runs out.

Every race is a blast!

FEATURES

• Chaotic Arcade Racing
Roll, boost, bounce, and smash through high-speed obstacle-filled tracks designed for constant action.

• Online Multiplayer
Jump into quick online matches and race against players in frantic physics-based competition.

• Offline Play
Practice, experiment, or battle AI racers offline with instant restarts and fast arcade pacing.

• Procedural Tracks
Tracks are generated dynamically, creating fresh race layouts, hazards, turns, and obstacle combinations every run.

• Customize Your Rock
Build your own ridiculous racing rock with different shapes, materials, decals, colors, and cosmetic combinations.

• Physics-Driven Gameplay
Collisions, boosts, jump pads, mines, and environmental hazards create unpredictable races where anything can happen.

• Fast Match Flow
Short races, rapid rematches, and seamless restarts keep the action moving without long downtime.

Whether you're fighting for first place, bouncing your friends off the track, or barely surviving a chain reaction of mines and jump pads, THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’ is built for quick, chaotic fun.

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10 64-bit
  • Processor: Intel Core i5-4590 / AMD FX 8350 or equivalent
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 960 / AMD Radeon R9 380 or equivalent Vulkan-capable GPU
  • Network: Broadband Internet connection
  • Storage: 200 MB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

Supported Languages

English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Arabic, Bulgarian, Czech, Danish, Dutch, Finnish, Greek, Hungarian, Indonesian, Japanese, Korean, Malay, Norwegian, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Portuguese - Portugal, Romanian, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Spanish - Latin America, Swedish, Thai, Traditional Chinese, Turkish, Ukrainian, Vietnamese

Latest news

  • AnnouncementsOfficial

    New Game Modes Coming Soon — More Ways to Roll!

    New game modes are coming soon to They See Me Rollin’! We’re about to unload a full arsenal of ways to roll, smash, climb, score, and survive — and it’s almost here! Same rocks. Wildly different rules. Maximum mayhem. Here’s the full lineup rolling in: Race — First across the finish line wins. Pure speed. Pure chaos. Classic rock-vs-rock racing. Elimination — Survive the long course. Last place gets cut every 30 seconds. Outlast everyone… or get deleted. Sumo — One spinning plate. One mission: knock everyone else off. Last rock standing owns the arena. Bowling — Line it up. Roll hard. Watch the pins fly. Your rock was born for this! Skeeball — Charge the ramp. Nail the rings. High scores only — soft rolls need not apply. Mountain Climbers — Straight to the summit. Race uphill and leave the pack in the dust. Wall Climbers — Vertical chaos. Scale the walls. Beat everyone to the top. Don’t look down. Rock Snake — Collect. Grow. Dominate. Build the longest snake before the clock hits zero. Downhill Drop — Full-throttle descent through cascading hazards. Hold on, commit, and don’t wipe out. Survival — Stay on the spinning plate as long as you can. Fall off and you’re history. King of the Hill — Hold the moving circle. Own the zone. Steal the crown. Keep it. Bomb Run — Hot potato, rock edition. Pass the bomb before it detonates — or go boom. More modes. More chaos. More reasons to roll on in! New game modes — coming soon to They See Me Rollin’!
    Read full article on Community Announcements (cwequalgames)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Update 2.0.0 — Couch Co-op

    Grab a few friends on the couch for local 2–4 player split-screen racing. Unlock five brand-new biomes (Snow Mountains, Volcano, Tropical Island, Fantasy, and Alien Planet), preview them on the main menu with Switch Menu Biome, roll through snowy weather, pick from seven new rock shapes, and earn new cosmetics including Snow Particles and the Inferno Trail. What’s New Local couch multiplayer Race offline with 1–4 players on one machine. Split-screen support: side-by-side for 2, stacked for 3, and a 2×2 grid for 4. Each player uses their own controller (you’ll need enough gamepads plugged in to start). Each viewport shows its own place and boost info so everyone can keep score at a glance. Five new biomes Unlock new environments as you level up in career: Biome — Unlocks at Snow Mountains — Level 20 Volcano — Level 25 Tropical Island — Level 30 Fantasy — Level 35 Alien Planet — Level 40 Each biome brings its own look, props, and atmosphere — from ski-lift cabins and snowmen to lava fields, palm beaches, glowing fantasy flora, and alien research bases. Forest, City, and Desert are still here. Switch Menu Biome New Options setting: Switch Menu Biome. Preview unlocked biomes on the main menu without starting a race. Snow weather & Snow Particles Snow Mountains can roll snow (and fog) as weather. New career cosmetic: Snow Particles (Level 45). New rock shapes Shape your rock in the Rock Editor with seven new silhouettes: Pointy Skinny Heart Donut Diamond Broken Shape Crescent New boost trail unlock Inferno Trail is now on the career unlock schedule (Level 30). Polish Race HUD place indicator flashes and shakes when your place changes. Localization updated across supported languages for the new biomes, cosmetics, and related UI.
    Read full article on Community Announcements (cwequalgames)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Update: Language Support & Accessibility

    Hello rock racers! This update focuses on making They See Me Rollin' more accessible and welcoming to players around the world! Expanded Language Support The game now supports a large selection of additional languages, including major European, Asian, and Middle Eastern languages! Players can now select their preferred language directly from the new Language menu in Options. Whether you're rolling in English, Spanish, Arabic, Japanese, Portuguese, Chinese, or many others, the game is now more accessible than ever. Accessibility Options A new Accessibility section has been added to the Options menu. Color Blind Modes Support has been added for: * Protanopia * Deuteranopia * Tritanopia These modes help improve visual clarity for players with different forms of color vision deficiency. High Contrast Mode A new High Contrast Mode has been added to improve readability and visual separation between gameplay elements, hazards, UI, and track features. Thanks For Playing! Thank you to everyone who has been racing, testing, and providing feedback since launch. Keep on rollin'!
    Read full article on Community Announcements (cwequalgames)

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