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FatCat · Published by Cozy Retard Games
Content notice: This game has cartoonish, suggestive comedy. You play as an anime girl in a bikini with exaggerated proportions, and there's crude, horny humor throughout, including suggestive song lyrics. There's no nudity or sexual acts, and the violence is goofy and cartoonish. No depictions of sexual assault, drugs, or self-harm.
8 user reviews — 100% positive (8 reviews) · 6 achievements
Last updated 28 Sept 2026
You're a waifu just trying to get by, eating burgers to get thicker. The simps keep coming but you have your trusty rocket launcher.
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Action, Indie, Early Access · 2026 · More under £5 games
About this game
TOTAL SIMP DEATH
The simps are coming. They will not stop. You have a rocket launcher and an appetite for burgers. Eating the burgers makes your butt bigger, but be careful, it only makes the simps chase faster.
Play as a big-titty anime girl on a one-woman war against an endless tide of simps. Grab everything from pistols to rocket launchers and blast your way through hordes of the hopelessly devoted across multiple levels of escalating chaos.
EAT TO GROW Burgers aren't just a snack, they're a power-up. Chow down to grow a bigger ass and bigger tits. The thicker you get, the faster the simps come at you. And watch out for simpzilla, his endless thirst powers his speed.
FEATURES
Run-and-gun action across multiple handcrafted levels
A small arsenal of weapons, from sidearms to rocket launchers
Burgers make your ass bigger
Steam Leaderboards: climb the ranks and flex your high score
Unapologetically dumb
Stupid original music
Currently has 2 full levels with more on the way.
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- OS: Windows 10 64-bit
- Processor: Intel Core i3-8100 / AMD Ryzen 3 1200
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: GTX 750 Ti / RX 560 / Intel UHD 630
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 4 GB available space
Recommended
- OS: Windows 10/11 64-bit
- Processor: Intel Core i5 / Ryzen 5
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: GTX 1060 / RX 580
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 4 GB available space
Supported Languages
*languages with full audio support
Latest news
Patch NotesOfficial
The Katana Update
The big news first - The Katana is here and it's a hilarious multi kill weapon:That's the TLDR - the longer update is that there's now tutorials and an actual leveling and progression added to the weapons. First off - a gamer girl that tells you at the beginning of the level of what you need to do. Level 1 for example:And she shows up as a shopkeeper to sell you your weapons - you will need to kill a few simps by hand to get your first weapon! Remember - multikills drop more cash if you're struggling to get your money up.Have some fun and enjoy slaying simpzilla with your katana:The weapons you buy will be saved to your steam account - so by the time you get to level 3 make sure you have your rocket launcher unlocked.Enjoy!Next week is 4th of July so there will be no weekly update. I will be drunk watching the world cup. Enjoy your holiday weekend and I'll have another update in 2 weeks.CheersFatCatRead full article on Community Announcements (FatCat)AnnouncementsOfficial
MELEE IS HERE
My friends tested the launch of the early access and their first question was - WHY DON'T THE FISTS DO ANYTHING?Well, because I simply hadn't coded it yet. Now the melee is coded and you can:1) Take out simps with your fists2) Try to defeat Simpzilla with your bare hands3) Go for the new achievement of beating an entire level only with your fists!I also added one more hidden achievement - see if you can find it!Happy Simp Hunting- FatCatRead full article on Community Announcements (FatCat)Patch NotesOfficial
Quick patch! Thank you for trying the game!
- Added headshots with AK47 and Pistol being a one shot death - Simps now die in 3 AK bullets and 2 pistol bullets - Fixed some holes in level 1 that would let you fall through the map - Fixed a bug where shooting above a simp would trigger a death More to come!Read full article on Community Announcements (FatCat)AnnouncementsOfficial
Thank you for buying my stupid game!
I started making this game because my friends laughed that I buy a LOT of random games on steam. My buddy Pluto calls them "My Cozy Retard games". After years of buying them, I wanted to see if I could make my own.I thought maybe on launch day 2-3 of my friends would buy it for the lulz, but I'm getting notifications of people in all sorts of countries buying it. I thought best case scenario it sells 10 copies in total. In just the last 12 hours people bough twice as many copies as that!As a thank you, I'm uploading some game footage of how i beat the game on the hardest mode for level 1.I will keep uploading more of the soundtrack for you to enjoy. Me and my wife unironically sing the songs at random moments and laugh (she thinks this game is hilarious)Keep an eye out on the weekends, I will keep working on this game and adding new levels and mechanics. Thank you for buying my stupid game.-FatCatRead full article on Community Announcements (FatCat)AnnouncementsOfficial
Final Cleanup Before Launch
My friend in Brazil is helping me test the game - he played it for 9 hours and I wanted to give him something special. If you beat all levels on the highest difficulty you unlock a special outfit and a secret level.I also made a special song when you play the secret level, I laughed so hard when I heard it first I had to share it:Cleaning up the game for release in a few days, enjoy!Read full article on Community Announcements (FatCat)
