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Sharper · Published by Sharper
Last updated 28 Sept 2026
Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine is an idle/incremental gambling game. Luck not going your way? Try breaking the machine. Hit it, Kick it, Tear off the reel panel. Buy upgrades, unlock skill trees, and do whatever you can to get your money back.
Indie, Simulation, Strategy, Casual · More free games
About this game
Once again you've gambled away your life savings. OH NO!
little do they know, you've got a secret trick up your sleeve.
Hit, kick, bash in the gears of the slot machine. Turns out this will give you coins every now and then.
Spend skill points to unlock new features and additional symbols for the slot reels
Use tools to decipher and dissect the secrets of the slot machine
Land a Hold and Win Bonus Mode to further increase your odds of beating the house
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i3-2100
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD 4000
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 300 MB available space
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5-8400
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: GTX 1060
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Supported Languages
*languages with full audio support
