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Daniel Crow · Published by Daniel Crow
Last updated 28 Sept 2026
Make burgers, whale in a pay-to-win game, and simp your heart out in this parody roguelite made as a “love” letter to mobile microtransaction grindfests. It’s not the Darkest Dungeon. It’s the greediest one.
Indie, RPG · 2026 · More free games
About this game
Make burgers. Whale in a pay-to-win game. Simp your heart out.
Blade & Burgers is a parody roguelite where your burger-flipping wages fund a shamelessly pay-to-win dungeon crawler. Earn cash during the day, spend it on heroes, upgrades, trinkets, and increasingly questionable purchases at night.
The Royal Pin is stolen. The world is doomed. At least the world of the game Stacy is obsessed with. You're into Stacy, so congratulations: it's your problem now.
Make the bank
Build absurd burgers.
Deal with bizarre customer requests.
Survive kitchen modifiers and special events.
Whale to win
Turn wages into power.
Buy heroes, upgrades, potions, and artifacts.
Discover that every problem can be solved with enough tip money.
Beat the Dungeon
Assemble parties.
Generate Charges and unleash Ultimates.
Conquer a shifting dungeon full of bosses, events, and terrible balance decisions.
Grind. Simp. Donate.
Time and money are a social construct anyways.
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i3-6100 / AMD FX-6300 or equivalent
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Integrated graphics with OpenGL 3.0 support
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Sound Card: Any
- Additional Notes: 64-bit system recommended
Recommended
- OS: Windows 10/11
- Processor: Intel Core i5-8400 / AMD Ryzen 3 1200 or better
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: Dedicated or modern integrated GPU with OpenGL 3.0+ support
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Sound Card: Any
