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Watch trailer on Steam ↗I HATE SNAKE: Retro Simulator
Ivory Games · Published by Ivory Games · Official site ↗
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Last updated 5 Sept 2026
Hardcore retro snake game with 80 high-difficulty levels. Features escalating speed, shrinking space, and an algorithm that reacts to player mistakes. Includes a classic high-score mode and customizable 2000s-style phone shells with authentic monochromatic LCD aesthetics.
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Action, Indie, Simulation, Casual · 2026 · More under £5 games
About this game
THE NOSTALGIA IS A TRAP
I HATE SNAKE is not the relaxing childhood memory you were looking for. It is a brutally authentic simulation of the legendary 2000s brick phone experience, designed specifically to push your reflexes and your patience to the limit.
KEY FEATURES
80 Brutal Levels: Hand-crafted challenges where speed and space is your worst enemy.
Escalating Speed: Every 10 levels, the clock ticks faster. Your brain will have to keep up or the snake will eat itself.
Authentic Retro Vibe: Monochromatic LCD simulation, authentic retro sounds, and that indestructible plastic feel.
Customize Your Brick: Unlock and swap between dozens of classic shells and colors.
THE DEMORALIZING SYSTEM
This game knows you. Our algorithm monitors your performance and detects your frustration. If you fail, don't expect a "try again" hug.
"Maybe you should go back to Flappy Bird?"
"Are you sure your brain is connected to your hands?"
"Level 40 is clearly your ceiling. It's okay to quit."
TWO WAYS TO SUFFER
Challenge Mode: Face the 80 levels. Hardcore Challenge.
Classic Mode: For the purists who just want to beat their high score without being mocked.
Will you reach Level 80 and silence the machine, or will you prove that I HATE SNAKE was right about you?
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
- Processor: Dual Core 2.0 GHz
- Memory: 2048 MB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 11 compatible (Intel HD 4000)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 250 MB available space
- Additional Notes: If your PC can't run this, the algorithm will be right about you.
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10/11 (64-bit)
- Processor: Quad Core 3.0 GHz
- Memory: 4096 MB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 660 / AMD Radeon HD 7850
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 250 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Recommended for a smooth, pixel-perfect frustration.
