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5hit Rocket

Beardy Ramblin Games · Published by Beardy Ramblin Games · Official site ↗

Content notice: References to such colloquialisms as 'getting tinned up' and occasional swearing.

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Last updated 28 Sept 2026

A physics-based lander about precision flying and chaos. Explore Titan’s mines, land on the Moon, deliver kebabs across space and test your relationship in 2-player “Divorce Mode” with chain-linked spacecraft.

DJCTQ 14Co-op

£3.59

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Price history

5 Sept 2026Lowest: £3.59 · Highest: £3.599 Oct 2026

Indie, Simulation · 2026 · More under £5 games

About this game

A chaotic, physics-based 2D space lander where precision flying meets deeply unserious consequences.

Pilot a barely-functional spacecraft across four increasingly bizarre corners of the universe, navigating tight checkpoint gauntlets, unpredictable gravity, and wildly unregulated space infrastructure.

Each level is a handcrafted series of 8–10 brutal checkpoints, demanding finesse, patience, and a willingness to explode repeatedly.

  • Physics-Based 2D Lander Gameplay
    Precision flying with unforgiving momentum and satisfying chaos (built in Godot)

  • 4 Unique Levels
    Each level is a handcrafted gauntlet of 8–10 tricky checkpoints

  • Divorce Mode
    2-player mode where your rockets are literally chained together—coordinate or watch your relationship suffer

  • The Mines of Titan
    Low gravity chaos featuring magnetic rocks, puppy hospitals and questionably placed nuclear power stations

  • The Moon Mission
    4 difficulty modes to test your sanity, plus a hidden unlockable Space Galleon craft

  • Delivery Run Across the Solar System
    Transport kebabs and chips through black holes and sticky situations with jam factories

  • Dynamic Hazards
    Black holes, gravity wells, magnetic fields, and nonsense scientifically accurate space stuff

  • Achievements & Secret Easter Eggs
    Hidden routes, weird surprises, and things you probably weren’t meant to find

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 10/11
  • Processor: > 2Ghz
  • Memory: 4 MB RAM
  • Graphics: No card required
  • Storage: 250 MB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 10/11
  • Processor: > 3Ghz
  • Memory: 4 MB RAM
  • Graphics: No card required
  • Storage: 250 MB available space

Supported Languages

English

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