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Conked Out

The Booth · Published by The Booth · Official site ↗

Last updated 28 Sept 2026

British wizards duel with CONKERS! Swing across a spoof fantasy kingdom in this comedic 2D physics conker-deck-builder fusion. BLIMEY!

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About this game

WANDS ARE GONE! So duel with CONKERS!

Battle geriatric spellcasters across a spoof fantasy kingdom in this comedic rogue-like twist on the classic playground game; a conker-deck-builder fusion filled with the barmiest bits of British Culture.

CRUSH ENEMY CONKERS under the might of your TRUSTY NUT!

Armed with spikes, explosives, and WD-50, you'll encounter countless conkers to crack wide-open. Build power with challenging QTE meters summoned by spellcards; your brain is tested alongside your reaction speed. BOSH!

CAN'T PARK THERE, MATE! 

Test your strength, intelligence, dexterity, and charisma as you brew IPAs, run from XL Bully dragons, and pay the telly licence. Then chib some gold off a geezer to gamble at the local pound-stretcher. Nuf' said.

HAVE YOU GOT A LICENCE FOR THAT?

Rebuild your conker into a unrecognizable war machine. Collect and combine segments with unique damage, health, and special attributes to rotate between strategically in combat. Some hit hard, some can sustain blows, others explode violently upon a stray fart. Over 17 QUINTILLION COMBINATIONS, PROBABLY!

WISHLIST THE GAME AND PLAY THE DEMO NOW!

  • What can I expect in the full game?

    The Conked Out Demo is just a small taste of what's possible with wizards and conkers. We are excited to see what people think of the core concept and hope that this lean Demo will get the feedback and interest we need to take it further. Our vision for a full premium product includes: meta progression, overhauled UI and UX, segment merging system, marmite, hundreds of wizards, segments, attributes, cards, locations, encounters, steam achievements, compendium, new music, UGC, expanded lore, multiple endings, special challenges, comprehensive re-balancing, and maybe even PvP if we're feeling generous.

  • Will you release updates to the Demo?

    There's gonna be bugs, and you're gonna help us find them. We'll aim to fix unintended issues that players report or we find through internal testing. If you're the first to find any we'll name it after you! Please don't be called something completely chopped. Other than that, we may sprinkle in a balance change or a feature we've been tinkering away on every now and then, but the plan is to dedicate our next steps to outreach so that we can work on the project full-time instead; we're simply a few humble indie plebs.

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 10 or 11
  • Processor: Intel Core i5 2500K or equivalent
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Nvidia GTX 750 Ti or 1050 Ti or equivalent with at least 2GB video memory
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 3 GB available space
  • Sound Card: Earphones that came with your phone

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 10 or 11
  • Processor: AMD Ryzen 3 3300X or equivalent
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Nvidia GTX 1070 or equivalent with at least 4GB video memory
  • DirectX: Version 12
  • Storage: 3 GB available space
  • Sound Card: The biggest Headphones you can find

Supported Languages

English

Latest news

  • Patch NotesOfficial

    0.5.41 | Q.O.L Hotfix

    Patch notes | 21/08/26Right click (Rmb) a selected card / item to de-select it, returning it to your hand. Willem% stocks are through the roof!Fildred was revealing too much so big conker has censored him. You can now skip his travelling tutorial with a handy new button.
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  • AnnouncementsOfficial

    CONKED OUT | FREE Demo!

    WELCOME, WANDLESS WIZARDS!The age of Conk-quest is upon us; the Conked Out Demo is officially here.The Oaken Purge has turned all wands into CONKERS, so embody a geriatric British spellcaster with a blunt weapon and start swinging.Having pondered our orbs for the better part of two years, the brilliant minds at The Booth are proud to present a miracle in game genre innovation: BEHOLD, THE CONKER-BUILDER! Cast in the darkest pits of Cornwall with minimal human sacrifice, our playable-spell-that-looks-like-a-video-game™ blends strategy and stupid physics in a manner only suitable for mages and wizards with a nut-wielding score above 200 PPM (puns per minute).This ain't your granddad's deckbuilder, alright? But do tell him about it, he misses you and would love a chat. If your granddad is dead, DO NOT PANIC! We may add necromancy in a future update!If anything you just heard sounds interesting or you're the bloke from facebook marketplace who can't install messenger and owes me a tenner, join our community Discord, and WISHLIST the game whilst you're at it. We are excited to see what people think of the core concept and hope that this lean Demo will get the feedback and interest we need to take it further.NOW HAVE AT IT, YOU OLD NUT!- Theo, Director @ The Booth
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