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Gilang Gumelar Studios · Published by Gilang Gumelar Studios
Very Positive — 98% positive (57 reviews) · 4 achievements
Last updated 28 Sept 2026
Fight through a moving train in a stylish rhythm-combat boss rush where timed four-button inputs become your attacks. Defeat absurd bosses, survive relationship chaos, and help August Wiseman get his phone back.
£1.79
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Action, Indie, RPG, Casual · 2026 · More under £5 games
About this game
She took his phone. He just wants it back. The train has other plans.
This is not a rhythm game about dancing. This is a rhythm game about surviving a relationship.
Hit your inputs: you attack. Miss the window: you bleed.
Arcade rhythm combat. Four buttons. No mercy. Miss enough — everything resets. Every boss. Every car. Back to zero.
No checkpoints. No shortcuts. Just the next attempt.
WHAT'S ON THE TRAIN
Her best friend. Her brother. Her exes. Her pet. Her biker gang. Her mother. Her father.
Choose your order. Fight them all. Lose and start over.
Every boss talks. Every conversation chips away at August's very convincing lie that he doesn't care.
THE SOUND Jazz. All of it. No exceptions. Not a mechanic — a warning.
THE LOOK Anime UI. Spray can energy. A HUD with opinions.
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 64-Bit
- Processor: Intel Core i3-6100 / AMD Ryzen 3 1200
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel UHD Graphics 620 / NVIDIA GeForce GT 1030 / AMD Radeon RX 550
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible
- Additional Notes: Designed to run on low-end PCs and laptops.
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 11 64-Bit
- Processor: Intel Core i5-8400 / AMD Ryzen 5 2600
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 / AMD Radeon RX 560 or better
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible
Supported Languages
Latest news
Patch NotesOfficial
Version 1.0.2 – Quality of Life Update
Hello everyone! First of all, thank you so much for purchasing and playing Wiseman: No More Breakups. ❤️ This is our first post-launch update, bringing a few quality-of-life improvements based on early feedback. Changes: • Story Intro can now be skipped. • Added a "Give Up" option during gameplay. Thank you again for your support and for joining this journey. I'll continue improving Wiseman and do my best to keep the experience fun and enjoyable. More updates and improvements are on the way! Have fun, and enjoy the ride. 🚆Read full article on Community Announcements (Jokeboy76#)
