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Not a Trolley Problem!

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Not a Trolley Problem!

NEOTOLIS LLC · Published by NEOTOLIS LLC

Last updated 28 Sept 2026

Pull the lever to start the trolley. Keep pulling to go faster. Throw people onto the rails to earn coins. Spend coins to expand your upgrade tree. Face absurd trolley dilemmas in this absurd-comedy incremental game.

Free to PlayComing SoonDJCTQ 6

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Indie, Simulation, Strategy, Casual · More free games

About this game

PULL, GRAB, THROW

Pull the lever to start the trolley and keep pulling to build speed. Sweep the giant Hand through the crowd, grab a chain of people, and throw them onto the circular rails. Every trolley hit earns coins and rank progress.



FACE ABSURD TROLLEY DILEMMAS

Rank up to unlock new versions of the trolley problem. Pick a side. Your answer changes the crowd, your income, or the trolley itself.



EXPAND THE UPGRADE TREE

Spend coins in a branching upgrade tree. Increase the Hand’s reach and capacity. Raise the trolley’s speed, damage, and coin payout. Unlock Auto-Hands that grab and throw people for you.



LEVEL UP THE TROLLEY

The trolley has 70 levels of its own. Each level raises its speed, damage, and payout.



GROW THE CROWD

The crowd grows from a few people to hundreds. New types appear as you progress. Some are tougher. Some are worth more.



BEAT THE BOSSES

Bosses can survive repeated hits. Build enough damage to take them down and reach the final trolley dilemma.

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS: Win10
  • Processor: i3
  • Memory: 2048 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Integrated
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 100 MB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS: Win11
  • Processor: i5
  • Memory: 4096 MB RAM
  • Graphics: GTX 1050
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 100 MB available space

Supported Languages

English, Russian

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