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Vaara Games · Published by Vaara Games
Content notice: The game contains mild Finnish profanity and crude humor, including the game's title "Paskahousu" (Finnish: "shitpants") and voice lines such as "Perkele!" (Finnish expletive). Content is comedic and cultural in nature.
3 user reviews — 67% positive (3 reviews) · 13 achievements
Last updated 28 Sept 2026
A traditional Finnish folk card game, brought to Steam. Shed your cards, nuke the pile, bluff your friends — don't be the last one holding. Full Finnish and English. Online multiplayer included.
£4.59
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Price history
Simulation, Strategy, Casual · 2026 · More under £5 games
About this game
Paskahousu (Finnish: "shitpants") is a traditional Finnish folk card game,
brought to Steam.
The rules are simple. The humiliation is not.
Play your cards higher than the pile. Use 2s to reset it, 10s to nuke it.
When your hand runs out, play from the table — then flip your hidden cards
blind and pray. The last player holding cards becomes the paskahousu.
GAME MODES
Quick Match — 1v1 against an AI bot. Easy, Medium, or Hard.
Tournament — 8-player single elimination bracket. Win three 1v1 matches in a row to take the crown. Lose one and you're out.
Online Multiplayer — 1v1 against real opponents. Invite Steam friends directly from the lobby.
PROGRESSION
XP rewards every game, level 1 through 100+
Rank from Bronze through Silver, Gold, Platinum, Diamond, all the way to Legend at level 100
Unlock card borders, avatar borders, play effects, emotes, and titles — 60+ cosmetics in total
Earn titles like Nuke Master, Comeback King, Pile Dodger, Speed Demon, and Destroyer
FEATURES
Full Finnish and English localization — authentic language, not a translation
Steam friend invites — challenge your friends from the game lobby
13 Steam achievements — from First Game to Legend
Card flip animations, pile explosions, and nuke effects
No pay-to-win — all cosmetics earned through play
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows 7/8/10/11 (64-bit)
- Processor: 1.5 GHz Dual Core
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 3000 or better
- DirectX: Version 10
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 500 MB available space
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Supported Languages
*languages with full audio support
Latest news
AnnouncementsOfficial
4-Player FFA & Setting Customization
So weekly update!4-player game is now in alpha phase so let me hear if there's anything bothering you Paskahousus! Also settings customization now available when making game, we still remained the Quick Play with default ruling to keep it Quick.Have a nice weekend!Vaara Games Development DepartmentPS. Might have some deals cooking up.Read full article on Community Announcements (Sike)Patch NotesOfficial
Hotfix v0.1.6
Pieni paikkauspäivitys palautteen pohjalta: • "Kaato" — ainoa ja oikea nimi (koskee 10-korttia ja neljää samaa) • Asetuksista poistettu turha musiikkikytkin (peliä ei vielä musiikkia) Kiitos palautteesta — tulossa on! Small patch based on community feedback: • "Kaato" — fits the game's vocabulary better (applies to the 10 card and four-of-a-kind) • Removed the dead Music toggle from Settings (game has no music yet) Thanks for the feedback, I deliver as quickly as I can!Read full article on Community Announcements (Sike)
