Lazy Kickers

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• Patch Notes·14 Aug 2026Official

  Small Update v1.3.7

  Just updated Lazy Kickers with three small fixes! Added "lazy" counters - Hover over roles to see how many of each are doing nothing and can be reassigned. Better volume control - You can now adjust volume exactly to your liking! Run speed display fix - Added missing decimal point to player running speed display! Hope you're enjoying Lazy Kickers! Thank you for playing!
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• Patch Notes·23 Jul 2026Official

  Update v1.3.5

  Hi!I just pushed a new update and added a lot of fixes to make the game work smoother and be more enjoyable!What's new:Added player dragging - grab a player with your mouse and move them around! Doing this will interrupt whatever they're doing!Fixed player high speed cornering - the cornering value was not properly saved causing the players to struggle to complete tasks at high speed!Added enemy list! - Open the Standings tab to see a list of enemies in current level to be able to better strategize against them!Ultra-wide fix - fixed the scaling for ultra-wide and 16:10 screens. Now the game will letterbox properly instead of stretching.Fixed double enemy spawn - fixed a bug when loading a game would cause there to be double the amount of enemies.Changed camera controls - due to adding player grabbing, the camera drag is now right mouse button, not left and \ is middle mouse button instead of right.Scientific notation - Click the scoreboard to toggle the scientific notation on and off.1x / 10x / 100x / MAX button two way toggle - Right click the button to go down a value!Added more tutorials - Added tutorials explaining these features and some more too!Scaled down 2nd League Boss - Reduced points required to beat the levelAdded Widget Mode camera controls - you can now control the camera in Widget Mode. It will revert to auto-scrolling automatically after a momentPlayer dragging should help a lot to get the bankers to where they don't want to go. The player ai is really really dumb, and they will just go to the closest target they can find, which sometimes would cause piles of cash to be unattended while bankers would be all busy elsewhere. Now you can simply drag the bankers to the cash pile and drop them! You can also keep grabbing bankers and use them like a vacuum machine for coins, but it might be a bit hard to aim because the players are lifted pretty high to be visible above all the mayhem happening below!I have also added exponential scientific notation. Sim...
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• Patch Notes·21 Jul 2026Official

  Update v1.3 - Achievements & Cloud Saves

  Hi! I just pushed a new update with new cool stuff! Thank you everyone for your support and I hope you are having a great time with the game!Here's what's new:Achievements - Over 50 achievements, including a secret one! Can you figure it out?Cloud Saves - The game will back up the save file and settings to your Steam Cloud!1x / 10x / 100x / MAX buy toggle - Replaces the old One / Max button! Replaced W / S keys with SPACE for toggling the upgrades panel!Added two keyboard shortcuts - F3 toggles Widget Mode, F4 toggles fullscreenAdded a tutorial screen telling you to Respec if you spend too much time in a match.I have implemented the achievements in a way that they should retroactively trigger if you are already midway through the game. Except for the ones that count balls and goals, as the games have not kept these stats before v1.3 (apologies for that!), but later in the game you will be able to reach those seemingly huge numbers in no time! Check out the achievements' descriptions to see how to reach them!Also, a reminder that there's a secret cheat code in the game, but I'm not telling! If you want to know, message me and I'll gladly share! :)Enjoy the game, gather all the achievements, play on 3 computers simultaneously and let me know If you have any trouble!Cheers!Sos
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• Patch Notes·18 Jul 2026Official

  Small Update v1.2.1

  I made some small changes to better navigate the new squished tabs. Tabs will now highlight when there is something available to buy! Roles tab will highlight if there are Janitors left MP Upgrades tab 1 will only light up if there are point upgrades to buy Added more information to the stats tab! Thanks for your feedback! I'll be working to make this both easier to use and navigate! If you have any ideas, requests or feedback, let me know!
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• Patch Notes·18 Jul 2026Official

  Update v1.2 is live!

  I have just pushed a new update with tons of fixes! I focused on trying to squish the upgrade panel to be able to see more of the field when it's open. Some parts are quite crammed as a result, but thanks to that you can now see more of the game while having the upgrades and stats on the screen as well!Here's what changed:Squished the upgrade panels to half the size!Added more tabs and compressed some of the existing ones to fit everything!Added detailed "where are the coins coming from?" statistics!Added mouse drag scrolling - grab the field and move it around!Fixed hooligans not paying attention to teamwork when attacking ninjas!Fixed grenadiers to also pick their own targetsFixed a bug where streakers would never put clothes on again after streakingFixed saving audio and fullscreen settingsDid a little more balancing at the beginning of the gameFixed a bug where the game would launch as invisible after v1.1 updateScaled down Plant Ball multiplier upgrade, now Stage 1 costs 2 MP!Here's what the new panel and new statistics look like:Now the game is much easier to control thanks to the smaller menus! It is really crowded in there, especially in the Roles and Trophies tabs, but I think it's much better this way because you can see the field while having the updates open!I also added a cheat code for those who don't have time to play this game, but I'm not telling! If you wish to know, reach out to me via support email or DM and I'll gladly let you know! You can also unlock the cheat menu by beating the entire game!Thank you everyone who reported issues and suggestions! Keep them coming, I'll be making more updates too! And most of all - have fun playing! I really hope you are having fun with the game!Do not hesitate to reach out if you have any suggestions, more updates will be coming!
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