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• Patch Notes·30 Jul 2026Official

  Skip Effect Fixes

  Small patch today :) Mostly to address issues people have been having with the skip side effect, but a few other fixes and tweaks have snuck in too.New StuffSkip is now limited to 6 in a row and happens after dice roll but before other side effects like bust or cracked. Also triggers if you nudge a dice to a skip side. Let us know if you find any more "infinite skip softlock" situations.Semi-working fish vs terrain collisions on The Bay (todo other levels)Made Business Fish cheaper so anyone unlocks itTweaks and BugfixesFixed line about unholy die when smiting an unholy coinCrash fixes for destroyed dice when being triggered to rollFixed bad text wrapping on BonanzovaganzaClamped graphics displacement amounts so maybe hopefully they don't go nan/infinite. Please let us know if you had "glitched pixels" which are no longer there - or if they're still there.Metrics changes:Error handler now reports crashes if possibleMore resilient metrics reporting on the backend... And a bunch of work behind the scenes preparing for next content update :)Enjoy!
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• Patch Notes·8 Jul 2026Official

  Fish Update

  https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1507339182366920856/1516405665806024866/image.png?ex=6a4ede94&is=6a4d8d14&hm=8456a280651f206d771e35ef6e6c2e0c333d262178c904a5141ca507b569e74b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=2157&height=1265 🐟 New Fish Currency 🐟 Fish are a fluctuating currency you can purchase for ¥en in The Fish Market between levels. Fish Market is available through the new depth, The Bay, or when playing any of the fish characters. 🐟 The Bay 🐟 A new depth with a Fish Market between levels. Buy Fish for cheap and sell them when they're expensive to get rich or do the opposite and get poor. Up to you. There's also little fish nibbling your dice now. Find the Gold Fish to unlock The Bay. Oh and the Fish IRS will get your ass. 🐟 New Characters 🐟 Two new characters with powers centered around the new currency and taking on debt. Cool Fish - very cool Business Fish - also very cool 🐟 New Items 🐟 5 new fish trinkets 5 new fish spells Debt Dues. Negative effect spells only gained via special mechanics. Pay coins to get rid of them or risk them activating on their own. "Heal all dice" spell Skip side XNX snack Clutch spell that will hold your next hand When playing a fish character, all the power related items are replaced with fish related items. 🐟 Item Balance 🐟 Removed teapots, pyramid and ikra items that reduced bust. We're trying to avoid dragging out the rounds. Rowan now gives +5 mult if hand cointains three 1s Better 6¥ scratchie chance Chance for debt dues in Gambling Bag Jade Bracelet has multiple uses Bleeding Baby resets on wipe Debust Biscuit -> Mult Biscuit Piglet now gives mult for rerolling mutiple Pig sides 🐟 Audio 🐟 New character sounds for King Fetus, Anais, Wizard, Shirin and Guy New explosion sound 🐟 QoL 🐟 White pips on Stuck dice sides for clarity ctrl-a selects all dice Scroll wheel controls option sliders Dice box selects dice dynamically 🐟 Other 🐟 Fixed losing gold stars by exiting the game setup menu God smite - small chance to smite...
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• Patch Notes·24 Jun 2026Official

  Dogs and Guts Update

  Star Guts, Two New Characters, New Items and bug fixes. Hi everyone update time! It's been a little while. Apart from working on the game, we've been busy side hustling and trying to get funding for the game. Wish us luck! Here's what's new: ★ TWO NEW DOG CHARACTERS ★ Dog - Good boy. Tiny bust limit with many turns and a power that lets you get away with fewer rolls. Hotdog - Lots of busts but only 1 turn! Special power that lets you eat yourself throughout the game. ★ STAR GUTS IMPROVEMENTS ★ New type of currency - Gold Stars. Rewarded for winning runs. Click on the stars next to your character in game setup to receive them in. Currently used to unlock characters. More uses to come later. Lots of visual improvements - More gutty shapes, color coding, icons, particles etc. Hover over items for descriptions ★ NEW ITEMS ★ 2 unlocks with 8 new items Parenting - A bunch of baby items that change as you play Diet Culture - Snacks that allow you to puke out negative side effects. ★ OTHER ★ Bet balancing - bets have been made more manageable. The bet star bonus has been rebalanced as well. Cycle dice have limited use. They die after 10 scores but have special death behavior. I was thinking of completely letting it go coz of how much it can break the game but we're gonna play with it a bit more before we decide if we need to cut it out completely. Points capped at 69 trillion to prevent softlocks VSync option added Bunch of bug and crash fixes I won't list here :) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not the biggest update but new characters should keep you degenerates happy for a while. We have some other stuff already cooking in the pot but we wanted to release this first instead of holding it all up. Next update will be all about Fishy Business, Fish Stock Market and Fish IRS :fish: Have fun, let us know what breaks :)
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• Patch Notes·29 May 2026Official

  Bets and Depths Update!

  Hello, Franek here! Thank you all for playing and reviewing! First sizeable update was just released with new content and lots of tweaks. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Note on balance! The balance will change and shift through out the development. And might get ruined at times with new updates as its a lot of systems interacting with each other. We'll keep adjusting it until full release where we hopefully reach a happy place. That applies to stars as well as the numbers will change til the full release. Thanks everyone for feedback and breaking the game and I'm looking forward to the new ways you'll do it again. Small balance patch might come sooner than later. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spoilers ahead, here's whats new: ★ DEPTHS ★ You can now select Depth before playing. Depths will define amount of levels, nightmare difficulties and have special behaviors. There will be more to come but for now there's 2: Shallows: - Easy mode for beginners to warm up to the game - 7 levels, 2 nightmares - Start with an extra bust - Limited star rewards Faraway Lands - Requires winning Shallows and 50★ to unlock - Standard mode - 10 levels, 3 nightmares - Bets affecting the difficulty (more info below) ★ NEW CHARACTER - ANAIS ★ Anais character with a power allowing you to smite your dice children in exchange for cash. A small tip - there's things living in the dice and they're delicious. ★ BETS ★ You can now bet Stars on your runs. Betting increases Star rewards as well as increasing difficulty. Losing will result in losing your betted Stars. You will receive a colored star for winning a better run to flex. We plan to link them to more rewards in the future updates. Let us know how the balance feels on those, the highest bets are supposed be very brutal but they might be an overkill. Good luck :^) ★ NEW DICE EFFECT ★ Mirror -...
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• Patch Notes·21 May 2026Official

  Day One Patch

  Hello hello thank you for playing our game everyone glad you like it. Remember to leave us a review if you haven't yet it helps a lot!
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