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Totally NOT a Game
Dreampunch · Published by Dreampunch
Last updated 28 Sept 2026
A corporate spreadsheet idle game where you climb the ladder from Intern to C-Suite by generating KPIs, automating busywork, and satisfying a Board that demands exponential results. Totally NOT a Game.
Strategy, Casual · More free games
About this game
Your productivity is now being tracked!
Totally NOT a Game is a corporate incremental / idle experience disguised as a spreadsheet. Start as an Intern performing simple office tasks and work your way up to the C-Suite by generating KPIs, unlocking automation, and surviving executive expectations.
📈 Turn Busywork Into Exponential Growth
Send emails
Make copies
Run coffee
Coordinate projects
Lead departments
Every task generates KPIs.
Every KPI fuels your rise.
Watch your output scale from 10K to 100K to 11M as systems compound and automation takes over.
🧠 Manual → Automation → Optimization
New tasks begin manually.
You perform them yourself.
As you gain:
Competency → tasks become more efficient
Delegation → tasks run automatically
Department Buffs → global multipliers stack
The spreadsheet grows.
The numbers accelerate.
The Board notices.
🏢 Climb the Corporate Ladder
Progress through roles including:
Intern
Junior Employee
Specialist
Team Lead
Manager
Director
Executive
C-Suite
Each promotion unlocks new responsibilities, new mechanics, and new ways to scale productivity.
💬 Corporate Communications
Receive updates from:
HR
IT
Finance
Operations
The Board
Your performance is monitored.
Expect feedback.
📊 A Spreadsheet That Fights Back
The entire game lives inside a dynamic spreadsheet interface.
Every multiplier is visible
Every calculation is shown
Every KPI is accounted for
If the numbers go up, you’ll see exactly why.
🔥 Features
Incremental / idle gameplay with manual interaction layers
Transparent calculation system
Role progression with escalating complexity
Department-based global upgrades
Corporate satire tone
Clean spreadsheet UI aesthetic
Exponential scaling systems
Remember
This is a professional productivity simulation.
It is Totally NOT a Game.
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- OS: Windows 10 version 22H2 (64-bit) or Windows 11
- Processor: x64 or Arm64 processor (1 GHz or faster)
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Integrated graphics; any display adapter that supports a modern web browser
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- Sound Card: Not required
- VR Support: Not supported
- Additional Notes: Requires .NET 10 Desktop Runtime and Core Runtime (or .NET 10 SDK)
Recommended
- OS: Windows 11 (64-bit)
- Processor: x64 processor, 2 GHz or faster
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: Integrated or dedicated graphics; any display adapter that supports a modern web browser
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Sound Card: Not required
- VR Support: Not supported
- Additional Notes: Same as minimum: .NET 10 runtimes, Steam client, and a modern web browser.
Supported Languages
Latest news
AnnouncementsOfficial
Open Beta Testing Coming Soon
TL;DR: Open Beta approaching. Follow the page to remain compliant and receive important productivity updates.Totally NOT a Game is preparing for its first Open Beta Test, and we’d love your help stress-testing productivity across the organization. Yes. This is definitely not a game. What is Totally NOT a Game?You start as an unpaid Intern. You climb the corporate ladder. You accumulate KPIs. You survive interviews. You attend meetings. You format spreadsheets. You absolutely do not play games at work. Everything happens inside a fully interactive spreadsheet UI — sheet tabs, delegation columns, performance reviews, departments, and corporate interviews included. What the Open Beta IncludesIntern → Manager progressionManual task mini-games (Coffee Run, Make Copies, and more)Corporate interview promotion systemPerformance Review levelingDepartment upgradesSteam achievementsSpreadsheet Easter eggs 👀We’re mainly testing:BalancePerformanceUI clarityInterview difficultyOverall corporate complianceWhen?The Open Beta begins soon™. Exact date coming shortly. If you’re interested: Wishlist the gameFollow the pageJoin the discussion forumOne More ThingThis is not a game. It is a productivity enhancement tool. If you experience “fun,” please report it immediately. More details soon.Read full article on Community Announcements (dreampunchboy)
