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MaCoGAME · Published by MaCoGAME
Content notice: This game contains adult content. Players may encounter visual representations of full nudity and intimate body parts. This content is used purely for comedic and humorous purposes, with a cartoon-like and exaggerated style, and does not depict sexual acts.
9 user reviews — 89% positive (9 reviews) · 20 achievements
Last updated 28 Sept 2026
You like milk? You like tits? Then you’ll love milky tits. Floppy Dick is a parody arcade game with an absurd and provocative theme. Survive rising speed, test your reflexes, choose your difficulty, and see how long you can last. You want it hard… right?
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Action, Indie · 2026 · More under £5 games
About this game
Floppy Dick is an arcade game inspired by classic side-scrolling reflex challenges.
Your goal is simple: survive as long as possible while navigating increasingly difficult obstacles.
What starts as a silly and absurd concept quickly turns into a demanding test of timing, focus, and precision.
Gameplay
In Floppy Dick, you control a flying character that moves forward automatically.
Press the flap button to gain altitude and carefully navigate through obstacles.
The longer you survive, the faster and more difficult the game becomes.
The challenge is simple to understand but difficult to master.
Game Features
Fast-paced arcade gameplay focused on reflexes and timing
Three difficulty modes: Easy, Medium, and Hardcore
Increasing speed and challenge as your score rises
Consumables that grant temporary powers
A skin shop to customize your gameplay experience
Steam achievements to unlock by reaching milestones
Quick restart gameplay loop designed for short intense sessions
The Goal
Your objective is to achieve the highest score possible by surviving longer than before.
Every obstacle passed increases your score, but the game gradually accelerates, pushing your reflexes to the limit.
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 or newer
- Processor: Dual-Core 2.0 GHz
- Graphics: Integrated graphics (e.g., Intel HD Graphics)
- Storage: 110 MB available space
- Sound Card: Any standard compatible sound card
- VR Support: Not supported
- Additional Notes: Runs smoothly even on older systems
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Supported Languages
*languages with full audio support
Latest news
Patch NotesOfficial
Small Update: Added Steam Cloud
List of changes:Added Steam Cloud support based on community feedback.Read full article on Community Announcements (MaCo)Patch NotesOfficial
Big Update: New In-game Powers & Skins Shop Available
List of changes:Added consumables with unique effectsAdded a skin shop to customize your game, as well as other thingsAdded new translationsVarious improvements and bug fixesRead full article on Community Announcements (MaCo)






