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Housefire · Published by Housefire, Isle of Strays · Official site ↗
Last updated 28 Sept 2026
A co-op game where you and your friends embark on an epic journey to drag the goblin king’s dead body across the kingdom to resurrect him. Use brains, brawn and crazy goblin magic to navigate the tricky terrain and puzzles that lie in your path.
Adventure, Indie, Casual · More free games
About this game
THE KING IS DEAD… AGAIN!
In this online 1-4 player co-op journey it is all up to you, his loyal servants, to drag the king’s giant floppy corpse to the Throne of Resurrection.
TRICKY TERRAIN
The throne is on the other side of the kingdom though! And the kingdom is filled with puzzles and really inconvenient obstacles! Laugh, cry and shout your way through these together, as a team.
FEED HIM ANYTHING
The king might be dead, but his gut is not. Feed the king whatever you find. Stars, flowers, animals, your friend that you shrunk down. He'll eat it all and his body will react in different ways. Find use for it. Harness it. But maybe keep your distance. Just to be safe.
HOKUS POKUS
Your goblin magic can be a real game changer sometimes. Literally. Try using it on different things to see how it can help you on your journey.
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows 7
- Processor: x64 architecture with SSE2 instruction set support.
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: DX10, DX11, DX12 capable.
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 5 GB available space
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Supported Languages
*languages with full audio support
Latest news
AnnouncementsOfficial
Playtest #2 is Officially LIVE! 👑
Playtest #2 is officially LIVE on Steam! Whether you survived the first round or you’re fresh off the bench, it’s time to grab your squad, lock in, and get that slippery royal carcass moving again. We’ve been cooking up some sweet tweaks based on your feedback, and we need your goblin brains to test out the fresh polish. 🛠️ WHAT’S NEW IN PLAYTEST #2?Overhauled King Dragging: We reworked the pulling controls so hauling His Royal Heavy-ness feels way more physical, meaty, and responsive. Fair warning: we haven’t extensively stress-tested this internally, so some areas might be brutally tough or straight-up unbeatable. Go break it so we know what needs fixing!Yeet Trajectory Indicators: You can now actually aim your throws! We added visual trajectory lines for thrown objects, making it way easier to land hits (or accidentally snipe your teammates). Got thoughts? Found a weird bug? Want to ping the devs directly?Hop straight into our Discord: https://discord.gg/QbYwX5rGZv Your input is the secret sauce that makes this game shine. Now stop reading, boot up the build, and start hauling!HousefireRead full article on Community Announcements (IsleOfStrays_CM)AnnouncementsOfficial
👑 The Royal deadweight is moving!
The All Haul The King playtest gates opened less than a week ago, and more than 1.400 of you have already answered the call of duty. That is a lot of goblin sweat, a lot of strained backs, and way too many exploding flora incidents. We are absolutely blown away by the turnout! Speaking of the haulers... our royal telemetry shows a very clear leaderboard right now. 🏆 TOP HAULING NATIONS SO FAR: 1. 🇧🇷 Brazil 2. 🇺🇸 USA 3. 🇨🇦 Canada An absolute round of applause to our Brazilian, American, and Canadian goblins for carrying the heaviest load! You are officially the most dedicated heavy-lifters in the realm right now ✊ To the rest of the world: Are you really going to let them flex on you like this? The King isn't getting any lighter, and your national pride is on the line. Fire up the playtest, grab a limb, and show these three who really knows how to move a dead tyrant! 🚨 HAVEN'T JOINED THE EXPEDITION YET? * * Have thoughts, bugs to report, or accidental team-kills to confess? Leave your thoughts right here in the Steam comments, or jump into Discord to chat directly with us developers! Every piece of feedback helps us calibrate the ragdoll momentum, polish the landscapes, and make this cooperative marathon as satisfying as humanly (and goblinly) possible. Thank you all for taking the reins! Now, back to work. All Haul the King! HousefireRead full article on Community Announcements (IsleOfStrays_CM)AnnouncementsOfficial
The Playtest is Officially LIVE! 👑💥
Greetings, loyal goblins! First of all, a massive THANK YOU to everyone who requested access and joined our army of not-kings. The response has been incredible, and we couldn't be more excited to finally open the gates. The build is ready, the servers are up, and the King’s heavy, slippery corpse is officially waiting for you. It’s time to start hauling! This is a raw stress test, and your feedback is the most valuable loot we can get. We want to know everything: Did the physics feel chaotic enough? Did you find any weird bugs?Did you accidentally blow up your friends? You can leave your thoughts in two places:Right here: Drop a comment in this announcement thread.On Discord: Join the server for direct chat with the devs and share your feedback. 💡 Quick Tips Before You Haul:Stay close and communicate (or scream): Moving an obese tyrant requires team coordination. Remember, if you wander too far from your goblin friends, they won't be able to hear your desperate cries for help. DExploit the flora (and watch out for the bombs): The Highlands are full of interactive nature. Use the wild fauna to trigger powerful boosts, but watch where you step, some of those pretty flowers are actually disguised BOMBS waiting to launch your team into the sky.Master the momentum: Dragging a fat, slippery corpse across a fantastical landscape isn't easy. Combine your goblin strength, embrace the chaotic ragdoll physics, use your farts for that extra edge, and just make that royal blob MOVE. Thank you again for joining us on this beautiful, chaotic journey. Have fun, break the game, and let us know what you think! All Haul the King! Housefire 💀👑Read full article on Community Announcements (IsleOfStrays_CM)
