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Watch trailer on Steam ↗Hell's Beasts: Yama Wanted Me Dead, I Left Him Half-Dead
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Content notice: This game contains cartoonish and exaggerated violence depicted in a retro stop-motion claymation and FMV style. Players use cards to battle and physically "beat up" demonic coworkers and bosses (like Yama and Ox-Head). The game features heavy dark humor. Due to the Underworld setting, there are frequent mentions of death, souls, and toxic workplace themes (e.g., severe corporate exploitation, "wage slave" struggles). To emphasize the comedic and venting nature of the game, dialogs contain mild to moderate profanity. There is NO sexual content, sexual themes, or realistic gore in this game.
Last updated 28 Sept 2026
"Hell's Beasts: Yama Wanted Me Dead, I Left Him Half-Dead" Sort souls. Build decks. Beat up Yama! Experience a bizarre first-person workplace sim + card battler featuring retro claymation and over-the-top FMV.
Indie, RPG, Simulation, Strategy · 2026 · More free games
About this game
"Hell's Beasts: Yama Wanted Me Dead, I Left Him Half-Dead" is an absurdly humorous game combining underworld workplace simulation with satisfying card-battler combat. After clocking out, enter the dream realm to unlock the main storyline, or slack off and chat with your underworld coworkers to trigger hidden side quests—all leading to multiple endings based on your choices.
Judge Weird Underworld Clients to Make Money
Buy a Toilet to Go to a Meeting
Your Upgrade Choices Directly Impact Your Combat Experience!
Slap a "Sanitary Pad" on Your Enemy's Face
Slack Off and Tease Your Underworld Coworkers
Dream Decryption: Unlock the Protagonist's Past Memories
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
- Processor: Dual Core 2.0 GHz or equivalent
- Memory: 4000 MB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5500 or NVIDIA GeForce GTX 650 (Requires Vulkan 1.0 compatible driver)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 1024 MB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible sound card
Recommended
- OS: Windows 10/11 (64-bit)
- Processor: Intel Core i3-6100 or AMD Ryzen 3 1200
- Memory: 8000 MB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 or AMD Radeon RX 460 (Full Vulkan 1.2 support)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 1024 MB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible sound card
Supported Languages
*languages with full audio support
Latest news
Patch NotesOfficial
[Hell's Beasts Demo Update] Added the "Beast's Handbook"
Greetings, fellow Judges!Here are the details of this update:Added the "Beast's Handbook"We have added the "Beast's Handbook" feature. You can now click the screen at any time to access the beginner's guide and tutorial.Faster Game PaceWe have optimized the overall game pacing. Attending meetings will now also advance the progress of the incense burner.Increased Luck & Added Starting LuckWe have increased the overall Luck value and added a Starting Luck stat to give you a better head start on your shift.Thank you all for your support! If you encounter any bugs, please feel free to click the new button to submit feedback.Have fun on your shift!Read full article on Community Announcements (superandcat)Patch NotesOfficial
[Hell's Beasts Demo Update] Underworld Onboarding Optimization: Hand Animations
Hi fellow Underworld Clerks! To prepare for the upcoming massive June event, our developer ghosts pulled an all-nighter to push this urgent Demo optimization patch! We’ve fixed the player's broken joints and introduced an orderly queuing system to Hell. Here are the detailed patch notes: Hand Animation Optimization We corrected the glitch where your hand joints would occasionally break or look totally unnatural while slamming down the judgment seal. Your stamping motion is now 100% smoother, more majestic, and packed with slapping power! Added "Feedback" Button & Localization Improvements We polished our translations. More importantly, we’ve added a "Feedback" button to the main menu. Encountered a game-breaking freeze, crash, or just think some card design is absolutely terrible? Click it to report it directly to our Steam discussion board. We will stay up all night whipping our developer ghosts to fix it! Underworld Finance Dept: Combat Rewards Optimized We have rebalanced the post-combat cash (Underworld coins and Karma) you receive after beating up your toxic coworkers and boss at night. Your hard work in beating them up now yields more reasonable and rewarding bonuses! Thank you all so much for your support! If you run into any issues, don't hesitate to use our new Feedback button. Have a great week, and enjoy slapping your bosses!Read full article on Community Announcements (superandcat)Patch NotesOfficial
[Game Update] Demo Hotfix: GPU Load Optimization, Boss Balancing & Chat Queuing
Hello, Underworld Judges! Thank you so much for your feedback and support on our Demo! To make your auditing experience smoother, we have just pushed a hotfix.Here are the patch notes:GPU Load & Coil Whine Optimization:Fixed the uncapped frame rate issue that caused extremely high GPU usage, fan noise, and coil whine.The game now limits the frame rate and enables V-Sync by default to drastically reduce GPU temperatures and power consumption, restoring peace to your PC setup.Boss Difficulty Curve Scaling (Fast Audit Adjustment):Adjusted the boss battle difficulty scaling when players audit ghosts too quickly. If you rush through your cases too carelessly, the resulting penalty and combat difficulty curve will now scale more smoothly and fairly. (Yama is reasonable... sometimes!)Chat Message Queuing:Improved the dialogue and chat system. Multiple messages will now be properly queued and displayed sequentially, preventing text from overlapping or skipping too fast before you can read the ghosts' bizarre dialogue.If you encounter any bugs while slacking off or beating up your coworkers, please let us know in the Steam Community! If you are enjoying the Demo, please add the Full Game to your Wishlist! It really helps us secure our monthly corporate KPIs in hell.Read full article on Community Announcements (superandcat)
