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Shipyard of Theseus

Toraka Studios · Published by Toraka Studios

6 user reviews — 100% positive (6 reviews) · 7 achievements

Last updated 28 Sept 2026

A game about thinking about ships.

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Adventure, Indie, Free To Play, Casual · 2026 · More free games

About this game

Oh no! Philosophy!

Some say philosophy is the theory of thought. Some say there are no true answers, and we grow by disproving our own instincts. It's time to prove some wrong!

Assist Theseus, Greek hero and famous captain, in his quest to solve philosophy once and for all. Experience dozens of 100% serious moral dilemmas and emerge victorious! After all, it's not that complicated if you think about it. Unless, it is?

Think carefully and choose the correct answer to each dilemma. Prove your wit by laying millennia-old debates to rest. Your chosen answer is obviously the only correct one, so the game will bow to your wisdom.

Along the way, you will encounter conundrums none could anticipate, but don't worry. The powers of your rationality will prevail, no reflexes or precision aiming required! All you need is a mouse and at least one button-pressing limb.

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7 or later
  • Processor: 1.5 GHz Core2Duo
  • Memory: 100 MB RAM
  • Graphics: OpenGL 1.4 or better
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 20 MB available space
  • Additional Notes: A mouse, trackpad, or similar is required. The game features no time restrictions on input and all mouse buttons can be replaced with keyboard input if needed.

Supported Languages

English, German

Latest news

  • Patch NotesOfficial

    What Does It Mean To Run "Fast"?

    Hello philosophers! It's a two-for-one deal! Thanks to player feedback, I have been able to identify an issue with the loading transitions sometimes not getting cleaned up and thus consuming unnecessary resources. On specific levels that have you answer several times like Son of the Beach and Con Amigos Mios, this could cause visible performance drops for some players. With the update that just released, this should be fixed. A bit more detail for those interested: The transitions are properly removed when returning to the menu and didn't eat much performance, so this wasn't an issue on most levels and for most machines. Personally, on my computer, Shipyard of Theseus would run at a cool fifteen thousand fps if the game wasn't capped to sixty. Still, it's worth saving the performance i.e. power where possible. As my games are small and cute, I consider it a point of pride that they could actually run on a smart fridge, not just be streamed onto its display.
    Read full article on Community Announcements (torakastudios)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    And They Say Philosophy Is Never Wrong

    Hello philosophers! A tiny update has just been released to fix an issue that prevented the achievement Now Listen Here from being awarded. To make up for the delay, here's a guide to the achievement:In the Display options menu, set the This Colour sliders on the left so that each of their values is at least 230. For simplicity's sake, you can drag them all the way to the right. They stop at 254, but that's intentional and okay.Open level 36, Signal Of Virtue.Choose the right option, Keep Cool Black Sail.The achievement should be awarded.Thank you to everyone who reported the issue. I was positively surprised to see everyone's passion for a complete collection. Going forward, I will not release any games or updates unless every single achievement is verified and working, in the exact build that would go live.
    Read full article on Community Announcements (torakastudios)

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