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Water Curtain Cave Productions · Published by Water Curtain Cave Productions
Content notice: This game contains references to potentially illegal high performance drugs, such as steroids.
5 user reviews — 60% positive (5 reviews)
Last updated 28 Sept 2026
You wake up in a gym bathroom stall with no memory. Suddenly you start receiving orders for gym supplements. It's time to start the hustle. This game will take you on a journey from potty jockey to the ultimate Heisen-Bro Hustler. A lighthearted tongue-in-cheek, self deprecating play on gym culture
Indie, Simulation, Free To Play, Strategy, Casual · 2026 · More free games
Embark on a lighthearted journey where you navigate gym culture's absurdities as you hustle your way up. In Heisen-Bro Hustler, manage orders and outmaneuver rivals in this free-to-play simulation game.
About this game

Overview
You wake up in a gym bathroom stall with no memory. You have nothing but what you're wearing, a gym bag, $20, a protein drink, a mobile phone, and a flyer for a chems dealer. Suddenly you start receiving orders from gym bros for gym supplements. It's time to start the hustle.
This game will take you on a journey from potty jockey to the ultimate ubermensch Heisen-Bro Hustler.
A light hearted, tongue-in-cheek, self deprecating play on gym bros and culture through the lens of a supps dealer, with an absolute banger of a soundtrack.

Game Play
Start with $20 in your bank and a chems supplier contact, you receive an order for a supplement from a gym bro.
Buy chems from your supplier to craft supplements ordered by gym bros to make money, raise your rep and gain XP.
With each successful order completed you gain rep and XP. Raise your rep to unlock new chems and the ability to craft new supplement products.
Raise XP to level up to unlock new features such as hiring associate bros who can sell supplements on your behalf.
Miss orders and you lose rep and XP.
Raise your rep with bros and they refer new bro to you.
There are 30 bros to unlock in the game.

Features
Colorful and vivid gym characters that bring the idiosyncrasies of gym lifestyle and culture alive through gameplay and game character building.
Choose your game difficulty with either Chill, Cardio or Capitano Insano.
Playful and flamboyant, retro 80s style.
Fun mini games that let you unlock achievements.
Absolute banger of a soundtrack with includes over 30 light-hearted songs about gym life and culture.

System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
- Processor: Intel Core i3 (6th Gen or newer) or AMD equivalent
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Integrated graphics (Intel HD Graphics 4000 or equivalent)
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible sound device
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 or Windows 11 (64-bit)
- Processor: Intel Core i5 or AMD Ryzen 5
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: Integrated or dedicated GPU (no specific requirement)
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible sound device
Supported Languages
*languages with full audio support
Latest news
AnnouncementsOfficial
The Official Heisen-Bro Sountrack in now available, Bro!!!
We're sooo pumped to announce the launch of the Heisen-Bro Official Soundtrack! 36 tracks of pure awesome, uncut, Alpha Bro-ness.Bro, here's your change to be the Alpha-Sigma of the ultimate gym mating call! Hack into your gym sound system and play such classics as Ripped My shorts, Pump Up the Bi's, My Juicy Kaboose, Obnoxious Dick and I Shit Myself Again.Or bring your Bluetooth speaker to the outdoor gym station and blast motivating tracks such as Everyday is Booty Time, My Sups, Dumbbells, and Hank Hill Bum.Wind down your windows at the stoplights and blast crowd pleasers such as Feel Good, Arnie's Song, My Mom, and So Hot.Download the DLC now and receive a custom made free set of imaginary dumbbells. Custom made to mold around your existing calluses. Sure, they're imaginary and you're not going to get anything from us, but just imagine, they would be pretty cool if you did have them, right? So get your juicy caboose over to The Official Heisen-Bro Soundtrack DLC and make everyday booty time on your sound system, bro!Read full article on Community Announcements (sun_the_novice)






