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Watch trailer on Steam ↗Polyarmory: High Calibre Love
Scope Creeps · Published by Stupendium Softworks
Content notice: Polyarmory: High Calibre Love contains sexual innuendo, jokes and humour. It covers a range of topics that are not appropriate to all audiences, including: political satire, guns, conspiracy theories, sexual/flirty content, shapely cacti, toilet humour, violence, divorce and religious imagery.
Overwhelmingly Positive — 96% positive (575 reviews) · 55 achievements
Last updated 28 Sept 2026
The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark forces determined to tear you apart!
Action, Adventure, Indie, Free To Play · 2026 · More free games
Explore a unique dating simulation where every choice affects your arsenal of companions. In Polyarmory: High Calibre Love, fight back against dark forces as the prepper who takes Caliber™ to unlock alluring gun-nut partners.
About this game
The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?
As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark forces determined to tear you apart!
Every day that goes by, you'll learn more about your lovely companions:
Rimington, the hunky shotgun
Viper, the chaotic revolver
Marsh & Mello, aka "The Twins" (they aren't related).
Svetlana, the RPG with an explosive temper
Show them that you know how to handle them and together, they'll take you on a journey of self-discovery that you never realised you needed!
Key Features
Five gorgeous guns to spend your time with!
A manly friendship with a friend over the radio waves!
Experience the power of Caliber™ in a safe and comfortable location!
Intense shooter action - fight against hordes as they try to take your guns!
100% Streamer Safe!
Over THREE hours of the truth-telling podcast The Colt Michigan Experience!
Fight against the ever-present creeping feelings of loneliness and despair!
Deep lore dripping from every crack and crevice!
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5-2500 or AMD FX-4350
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 660, 2 GB or AMD Radeon R9 270, 2 GB or Intel Arc A310, 4 GB
- Storage: 10 GB available space
Recommended
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5-6600 or AMD Ryzen 5 1600X
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650, 4 GB or AMD Radeon RX 570, 4 GB or Intel Arc A380, 6 GB
- Storage: 10 GB available space
Supported Languages
*languages with full audio support
Latest news
AnnouncementsOfficial
Polyarmory Soundtrack Released
Hello Gun-Nuts!We're pleased to announce that you can now access the soundtrack for Polyarmory: High Calibre Love on Steam for your listening pleasure!This album has all of the original music created for the game by a variety of skilled composers - we hope that you enjoy it!Get The SoundtrackRead full article on Community Announcements (softworks)Patch NotesOfficial
Minor Update - 7/27
- Fix for the computer booting sound getting stuck if you exit before the login screen appears - Added additional clarity to menu screen to signify when players should feel particularly patrioticRead full article on Community Announcements (Art)Patch NotesOfficial
Hotfix - 7/6
Patch notes: - Added missing credit - Game no longer breaks if you start a new game directly after playing Rimi's Can Carnage - Objective UI overlays should behave better now - Extra safety checks if Steamworks doesn't initialize itself properly - Fixed collisions in the outdoors combat areas to prevent some softlocks when walking into certain meshes at a specific angle - Adjusted a certain time-sensitive contextual interaction so it only occurs during the timeframe in which it was originally intended to be active - Unintended music no longer persists in the bunker when certain conditions are met - Fix for a certain scene playing multiple times in a row in rare conditionsRead full article on Community Announcements (Art)Patch NotesOfficial
July 4th Patch Fix
We've fixed the issues with the July 4th build - go have some good clean American fun!Read full article on Community Announcements (softworks)Patch NotesOfficial
Rollback for July 4th Build
Hey everyone! We've noticed an issue with the July 4th build that stops you from progressing through the main game, so we've rolled back to an earlier build while we find a fix! Hopefully we'll have it back online soon!Read full article on Community Announcements (softworks)
