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Pirate Panic!

Tbjbu2 · Published by Tbjbu2 · Official site ↗

Last updated 28 Sept 2026

You are drunken pirates exploring the sea with a very unstable physics boat and your movement affects its balance. Find treasure using paper maps and haul it across a treacherous ocean in your pirate quest for riches. 1-4 players and yes, the treasure *will* fall on the way back, sorry!

Free to PlayComing SoonDJCTQ 14Co-op

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Action, Adventure, Indie, RPG, Simulation, Casual · More free games

Navigate treacherous waters as drunken pirates in Pirate Panic!, an action-packed indie adventure where your boat's balance depends on your movements. Hunt for treasure using paper maps and face the challenge of keeping it safe through stormy seas.

About this game

You are drunken pirates exploring the sea with a very unstable physics boat and your movement affects its balance.
Find treasure using paper maps and haul it across a treacherous ocean in your pirate quest for riches.
1-4 players and yes, the treasure *will* fall on the way back, sorry!

  • Sail a very unstable physics boat with your drunk friends to find treasure (1-4 players).

  • Your movement affects the boat's balance. Balance your movement and steer the sails so it doesn't flip or crash.
    Every single step can tip the ship and send you and your treasure flying into the ocean!
    Don't fall off. Or drown. Or get eaten by sharks. Or leviathans.

  • Look for treasure on treasure islands using treasure maps (but they are actually just paper maps with an X spot)

  • Climb tangling ropes and camp out at campfires for the night to wait out storms and strong waves.

  • Get drunk with your friends. Or just hit them with the bottle. (Hit them over the head)

  • Once your friend has finally figured out where the treasure is supposed to be, get ready to claim your riches!

  • Haul the treasure back to your pirate outpost, and get rich! (but more probably stay poor cuz it'll fall on the way)

  • Buy new treasure maps to start exploring new islands for even more valuable treasure!
    it's like a genius money doubling scheme, you get gold so you can get even get more gold! (but don't tell anyone!)

Pirate Panic!

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: TBD
  • Processor: TBD
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: TBD
  • Storage: 4 GB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

Supported Languages

English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese

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