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Cozy Crime

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Cozy Crime

Doc Tonberry · Published by Doc Tonberry

Content notice: Depictions of illegal drugs and innuendo of use.

Last updated 28 Sept 2026

Cocaine meets cute. Relax, cultivate, and care in this cozy crime isometric turn based simulation. Begin as a small time peddler growing a few crops and rise to control major drug corridors. Distribute your goods at a plethora of locations. Roll based negotiations and combat.

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In Cozy Crime, start as a small-time peddler and grow your empire through strategic negotiations and combat. Navigate isometric turn-based gameplay to rise from humble beginnings to major drug corridor control.

About this game

Cocaine meets cute. Relax, cultivate, and care in this cozy crime isometric turn based simulation. Begin as a small time peddler growing a few crops and rise to control major drug corridors. Distribute your goods at a plethora of locations. Roll based negotiations and combat. Nostalgia of drug simulators of the past and cute crops of the present with an untold future that you control.

Features:

  • Always updating drug market.

  • Negotiation during distribution.

  • NPC's remember the good and the bad days.

  • Make friends with the whole town.

  • Kill everyone in the whole town.

  • Buy vehicles and establish drug corridors.

  • Shoot it out with the DEA, Coastguard, and other haters.

  • Pet Cats!

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo E4600 @ 2.4ghz or AMD Athlon 64 X2 6400 @ 2.4ghz
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GT 420 or ATI Radeon HD 5570
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 2 GB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 11
  • Processor: Intel Core i5 4690K or AMD Ryzen 7 1700
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 660 or ATI Radeon HD 7850
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 2 GB available space

Supported Languages

English*
*languages with full audio support

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