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Ron

Frivolous Games · Published by Frivolous Games

Content notice: This game contains cartoonish fantasy violence and blood/gore. There is adult language throughout and adult themes such as drug/alcohol use, infrequent, cartoonish nudity, and sexual innuendo. All of this is protrayed in a comedic way.

Last updated 28 Sept 2026

Ron is a party guy living in the 90's when his wife dies giving birth to sextuplets. When her estranged (and very strange) family kidnaps the babies, Ron has to battle crass monsters using unorthodox weapons like a strap-on, poop bombs, deadly weed smoke, and powerful beer burps to get them back.

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Embark on a chaotic quest as Ron defends his sextuplets from an absurd cast of monsters. With tools like poop bombs and beer burps at your disposal, navigate the 90s to save your family.

About this game

It's the 90s, and life is a party—until it isn't. When tragedy strikes and his wife dies in childbirth with sextuplets, Ron retreats to her massive, deserted family estate in rural Pennsylvania, seeking peace and quiet.

He finds a nightmare instead.

Unbeknownst to Ron, his late wife's estranged family belong to a twisted cult fixated on an ancient, unspeakable prophecy involving his newborn children. When the family kidnaps the babies, Ron must gear up, delve into bizarre dimensions, and punch his way through a menagerie of crass monsters to get his kids back. His only allies? Uncle Carl, a dorky, telepathic refugee of the cult, and Gooch, a dimwitted, poop-slinging mutant tagging along for the ride.

It’s an ultra-violent, darkly hilarious 3D isometric beat 'em up where suburban chaos meets cosmic horror.

KEY FEATURES

  • Brutal Beatdowns: Engage in visceral melee combat. Pick up various items found lying around to use as improvised weapons, from classic baseball bats and axes to electric guitars, strap-ons, and even the butler.

  • A Twisted Arsenal: When getting close isn't an option, utilize an array of projectile weapons that only a deranged mind could conjure, including pistols, shotguns, HIV blood-filled syringes, poop, pee, projectile vomit, and many other bodily fluids.

  • Explore Interconnected Nightmares: Navigate a sprawling, non-linear environment spanning the estate and other chilling areas. This Metroidvania-style map is filled with hidden paths, power-ups, and secrets to uncover.

  • Unlock Devastating Special Attacks: Ron can unlock powerful special moves inspired by his raunchy personality, including Cocaine Rage, Diarrhea Farts, and the Inst-a-gasm Gun.

  • Darkly Comedic Chaos: Experience a story that blends intense action with a twisted sense of humor, featuring a cast of bizarre characters, including the blunt-puffing Grim Reaper.

Ron is waiting. The dark dimensions are calling. Get your kids back.

Many of the assets, animations, and mechanics seen in the previews are placeholders/unpolished.

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Intel Core i5-3470
  • Memory: 6 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 960
  • DirectX: Version 12

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 11
  • Processor: Intel Core i7-6700
  • Memory: 16 MB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060

Supported Languages

English*
*languages with full audio support

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