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EgoTrip Media · Published by EgoTrip Media
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Last updated 28 Sept 2026
Strut into Pimp-A-Lot, where you build your empire from the streets up. Customize your slick old-school pimp, recruit hos, connect clients, and stack that paper. Buy businesses, throw hands with rivals, and show the city who runs the game... 'cause respect ain’t given, baby, it’s earned.
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RPG · 2026 · More £5 - £15 games
In Pimpalot, strut into a world of customization and conflict. As you build your old-school pimp character, recruit hos, and stack paper by connecting clients and buying businesses, prepare for hand-to-hand combat with rivals to earn respect in the city.
About this game
What’s happenin’, jive turkey? You were the smoothest cat on the streets — gold chain gleamin’, hat tilted just right, ridin’ clean in that candy-painted Caddy. But when the universe decides to throw you through a time warp, you wake up in the dark ages, surrounded by rusty swords, dusty roads, and a serious lack of funk.
Welcome to Pimp-A-Lot, baby — the medieval hustle where old-school game meets old-world pain.
Customize yo' pimp
Woo the Hos & Build your stable
Connect your Hos to Clients
Your mission? Same as it ever was: build your stable, stack your paper, and show these chain-mail chumps how a real player gets down.
Build your empire
Buy up the local businesses — taverns, tailors, potion shops, whatever brings in the coin. Recruit your crew, keep your hos happy, and handle any punk who thinks he’s slick enough to challenge your crown.
Talk smooth. Fight dirty. Rule the streets (and the cobblestones) your way.
Whether it’s throwin’ hands with rival pimps, negotiating with nobles, or finessin’ your way into the royal treasury — remember, baby:
You can take the pimp outta the ’70s… but you can’t take the ’70s outta the pimp.
So grab your cane, adjust your feathered hat, and step into the funk-filled future of the past.
The kingdom ain’t ready for a player like you — but they ’bout to learn.
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
- Processor: Pentamium Playa Plus
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: If it shows colors and moves, you good.
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- Sound Card: One that can handle sweet funk, playa.
- Additional Notes: Keep it cool and don’t spill no drink on your keyboard.
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
- Processor: P.I.M.P. (Performance In Maximum Pimpin’)
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Optional. Just vibe with it.
- Sound Card: One that can make Barry White sound like he’s whisperin’ in your ear.
- Additional Notes: Gold rings, silk shirt, and a confident strut highly encouraged.
Supported Languages
Latest news
AnnouncementsOfficial
The Hustle Begins… The Game Is OUT
Aww yeah, listen up cool cats and fine folks — Pimpalot done HIT the streets on Steam, baby!That’s right, after all the hustle, grind, and midnight oil burnin’, this bad machine is finally LIVE and struttin’ its stuff.If you been keepin’ this sweet thing on your wishlist, now’s the time to slide on in and treat yourself proper — especially while that launch discount’s lookin’ mighty fine.Much love to everybody who showed support along the way. Y’all helped keep this ride rollin’.Now quit jivin’ around and come play the game, sucker.Read full article on Community Announcements (EgoTrip Media)AnnouncementsOfficial
Struttin’ Toward Launch: The Latest from Pimpalot
Aight listen up, cool cats, classy queens, and coin-carryin’ clientele…The streets of Pimpalot been BUSY, baby. The crew’s been grindin’ harder than platform heels on cobblestone, and we got ourselves a progress report hotter than velvet in July.Here’s what’s shakin’:✨ Three Towns Fully Rollin’ We got 3 whole towns struttin’ and strutted, packed with 20 unique clients and 12 hard-workin’ professionals of companionship ready to keep business boomin’. And don’t you worry, we’re addin’ at least two more towns before the grand opening. The empire expands, baby.💾 Save & Load System is Locked Down That’s right. You can now stash your progress smoother than money in a hidden boot heel. Step away from the game and come back without losin’ your hard-earned medieval hustle.📜 Quests Are Flowin’ We’ve wrapped up 3 full quests, each packed with adventure, opportunity, and just the right amount of questionable life decisions. And trust me, more stories are struttin’ down the pipeline.🎮 Controller Support in the Works We’re teachin’ Pimpalot how to speak fluent controller. Still tuning the ride, but soon you’ll be able to run your operation from the comfort of your throne, couch, or suspiciously ornate chaise lounge.The whole team’s been pourin’ heart, soul, and an irresponsible amount of groove into makin’ Pimpalot somethin’ special. We ain’t slowin’ down, and the road to launch is lookin’ shinier than a gold-plated goblet.Stay smooth. Stay savvy. And keep your coin purses ready.- The Pimpalot Crew 🕺Read full article on Community Announcements (EgoTrip Media)
