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Watch trailer on Steam ↗How Asian Parents went to School
Andy Yeet · Published by MadOctopus, Kaljag Games
Mixed — 61% positive (77 reviews) · 30 achievements
Last updated 28 Sept 2026
An online 1-4 player co-op adventure where you experience the legendary struggle of getting to school as an Asian parent. Fight Tom, a psychopathic bear, defy physics, and survive the emotional damage from Tablo Escobar: an NPC who roasts you every time you fail.
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Action, Adventure, Indie, Casual · 2026 · More under £5 games
Navigate the challenges of school mornings as an Asian parent in How Asian Parents went to School. Team up with friends or go solo to battle a psychopathic bear, overcome impossible obstacles, and endure the relentless taunts from Tablo Escobar.
About this game
Reach School, Alive (Optional)
Join 3 friends to relive the legendary journey your parents bragged about. Climb vertical mountains, survive a highly questionable commute, and get to class before the bell rings.
School attendance is mandatory. Survival isn't. Get to school or bring shame to your family.
Face the Bear Who Identifies as a Cat
Humans love cats, but this one isn’t exactly a cat. It's a cat mask wearing bear that screams 'Meow' at players, spits on them, and oh yeah- has a literal flamethrower in his mouth.
The "Cat" is Back for more Friendly Games
The bear is back for a friendly game of Freeze Tag. Except if everyone freezes, you die. So rely on friends to unfreeze you. Then survive a totally fair snowball fight with the same bear.
Let Your Anger Out on Your Friends
Fed up with Tablo Escobar's 1,700+ unique lines of insulting dialogue? You can always use your buddies as stress relief punching bags.
Chill...
Take a break from the trauma. Admire the satisfying scenery, listen to the peaceful birds, and forget about the danger for a minute.
Features :
Online 1-4 Player Co-op & Offline Solo Play
Proximity Voice Chat
Tablo Escobar - Your personal bully with 1,700+ dialogues
9 “Sus” Collectibles with satisfying sound effects
Cat Mask Wearing Bear who spits on players
Snowball Fight - totally not rigged
Freeze Tag - if everyone freezes, everyone dies
The Crow Taxi - very questionable ride
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
- Processor: Core i7-3820 or equivalent
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970
- DirectX: Version 11
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 5 GB available space
- Additional Notes: Bring few cousins who are better at gaming than you.
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10/11 (64-bit)
- Processor: Ryzen 9 3900XT or equivalent
- Memory: 12 GB RAM
- Graphics: RTX 3060 or equivalent
- DirectX: Version 12
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 5 GB available space
- Additional Notes: Broadband connection faster than your cousin Timmy's.
Supported Languages
*languages with full audio support
Latest news
Patch NotesOfficial
Boar and Wolf Update!
Added Two New Types of Enemies.Changed second bear Freeze-Tag for Boar Fight!Added better tutorial.Fixed some minor bugs.Read full article on Community Announcements (kaljaggames)Patch NotesOfficial
Optimization & Minor Bug Fixes
Optimized the game so It will not fry your PC anymore Added 800x600 resolution setting Fixed bug where sound settings only applied when you loaded into the main game Fixed issue where enemy was flying out of the mapRead full article on Community Announcements (kaljaggames)AnnouncementsOfficial
Find the 9 Hidden Flags! Win a Permanent Statue for You and Your Team!
Hey everyone! With just 9 days left until the official release, we want to reward our dedicated demo players. We've just hidden 9 secret player statues holding a flag across the current demo build.The Challenge: These aren't just sitting out in plain sight. You will need to step completely off the main path, and wander out into the open world to track them down! Once you find one, take a screenshot and share it with us on our Discord.The Reward: You can't get more than 1 statue - meaning more players get a chance to win! If you discover one, you and your whole team will be immortalized with a custom statue holding your team's custom quote, permanently placed right at that exact location in the final release game!Good luck, detectives! Let the hunt begin! 🔍- Andy Yeet and Team 🧡Read full article on Community Announcements (kaljaggames)






