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Cream Pie

flatcat · Published by flatcat

1 user reviews — 100% positive (1 reviews)

Last updated 28 Sept 2026

Fight hordes of enemies with the power of Poker 😳

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£0.67

£1.35

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5 Sept 2026Lowest: £0.67 · Highest: £0.679 Oct 2026

Action, Adventure, Indie, Simulation, Casual · 2026 · More under £5 games

Explore a world where strategy meets swordplay as you wield the power of Poker to vanquish foes. Cream Pie challenges you to think fast and act decisively in this indie adventure from flatcat.

About this game

Poker-based roguelite
You play poker hands to attack
Enemies scale over time
Survive as long as possible
Random targeting changes outcomes
No builds, just hand strength and survival

How long can you last?

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Intel Core i5-2500
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GTX 750 Ti / RX 460
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 400 MB available space
  • Additional Notes: Potato is good enough

Supported Languages

English*
*languages with full audio support

Latest news

  • AnnouncementsOfficial

    Released

    Game released
    Read full article on Community Announcements (flatcat)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    what's happening

    Hi,This is FlatCat.I'm stuck in the voidAnd I had a reflectionThe previous projectsWeren't all that badEvery timeline seems to converge intoplaying cardsWas everything lost for nothing?Not reallyThey all built up for this momentIt's a matter of time
    Read full article on Community Announcements (flatcat)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    26.05.24

    Hi,This is FlatCat.Date: 2026 - May - 24thCondition: ???I've been stuck in an endless loop.It seems there is almost no end to this.I thought I found itYetSomething is oddIt is watching meI noticed its presenceIt cannot be seenBut it's thereTime to go deeper
    Read full article on Community Announcements (flatcat)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    26.04.24

    Added playtestHi,This is flatcat, and I want to share a bit about current developmentThere has been a lot going. Mostly in my head.As mentioned in the previous update, the crash bug has been fixed, and everyone can try the game for free now.There is Leave Feedback button in the settings menu. No one is gonna find it :)I tried not to think about money when making the game so that I could make a good game.But what makes a good game?It's certainly common advice in the game maker community."Just make a good game."I still don't know what that means, nor do I care to find out if it even has meaning.Working on a project without feedback can go on for a certain amount of timeThen your brain would ask"Would anyone find it interesting?"And many deep questions about life, heheheThe plan is that I will keep going until a run can be played from beginning to finish.Players will survive for X turns using whatever they have.I will keep things simple and short so that this damn project can be finished lolAnd if many people believe in this and find the game funThe development will be continued at a much faster paceFor now,I will work on this in my free timeCheers,flatcat
    Read full article on Community Announcements (flatcat)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    26.04.18

    All Cards deal damageCards can go on a lucky streakHi,This is FlatCatI wanna share a bit of current game developmentIt has been more than 3 months since this store page has existed. It seems like this is going on forever 😂I stopped keeping track of update versionAlso, because I have to rebuild the game from scratch due to corrupted filesI will use the date as a version number.It can be unintuitive, but it is easier to remember because we don't have to look up what the previous version was.The more I adjust numbers, the more my brain keeps saying"Why this number and not that one?"I simplified cards to have a role instead of a specific damage number.All cards now deal damage.Cards also have a chance to go on a lucky streakI don't know why, but not knowing how a turn plays out is a lot more fun to me.Will this be fun for other people?Only one way to find outThe game can be played from start to finish with a clear win/lose conditionIt is enough to know how it feelsThe plan is to fix a major bug where the game crashes on WindowsThen, possibly a test demoUntil next time,FlatCat
    Read full article on Community Announcements (flatcat)

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