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Jeistar · Published by Jeistar
Content notice: A lot of swearing.
Positive — 89% positive (27 reviews) · 50 achievements
Last updated 28 Sept 2026
You are a bouncer at an exclusive club. The requirements are shallow as you expect but the money is good and the desperate ones bribe. The pretty get in, and the money machines need to show they can front. No fake designer shoes allowed. It's a big club and you ain't in it.
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Simulation, Casual · 2026 · More £5 - £15 games
As a bouncer at an upscale club, you筛去不必要的中文注释，保留原始要求的内容： META: Jeistar's 2026 simulation lets you barge through a club's crowded corridors, doling out entry to the rich and bribes to the desperate. INTRO: As a bouncer at an upscale club, you screen guests with shallow requirements but generous bribes, ensuring only the well-heeled enter while keeping the club running smoothly.
About this game
This game is about vibe checks and judging who is worthy. A process we do every human interaction. The overall feeling of this game is to go with the flow while having fun scanning and judging people. You will also feel a power trip excluding people to make up for all the times irl you were excluded or rejected, gamers.
1. You are a club bouncer
You are a club bouncer in the most exclusive club in the city. Just let the cool people in. Your boss doesn't like most of the crowd but they need the best of the masses to make money. You will occasionally meet interesting characters and unlock new lore and dialogue as the game progresses.
2. you judge people before entry
Vibe checks, ID Checks, and x-rays are your medium. Scan your guests and see if they are worthy for the club's reputation. Based on your aura/character type, you will get funny and interesting scans of some of the club guests. Some may have an invalid ID, others may carry contraband. You can still let them in. Apparently your club needs a lot of pretty people and money machines/simps to keep the lights on.
3. you deal with liabilities
Occasionally you will have to deal with problems. Thankfully, you can remove them from existence, but it could take a lot of unnecessary energy. You can also take bribes for your self-interest. There are likely consequences, as hitting or killing denied guests causes stress, which depletes health.
4. you can refuel, but watch yourself
Unlock upgrades or sustenance, like real life! But watch yourself...you could end up self-sabotaging by drinking too much. Thankfully you have an attractive migrant barkeeper will keep you in check. When he wants to...
5. get paid and enjoy the ride
This is about atmosphere, mood, kickass beats, and talking with your coworkers. They talk like regular people, use slang, and may even give you dating advice. Among other things.
Additional Features
3 separate Auras(Touch, Servile, and Mysterious) with different passive effects and dialogues
4 recurring staff members/NPCs to develop relationships with (professional)
Reactive Scan System
A story behind the facade of superficial capitalism
Signature Jeistar Original Soundtrack
While this game is full of insults, burns, and other toxic expressions, the developer highly, highly, highly, discourages being a judgmental prick in real life. Definitely not worth it. As usual, this game is a labor of love with ADHD-infused mechanics.
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Current Gen i3
- Graphics: GTX 1030
- Storage: 500 MB available space
Recommended
- OS: Windows 11
- Processor: Current Gen i5
- Graphics: GTX 1060
- Storage: 500 MB available space
Supported Languages
Latest news
AnnouncementsOfficial
Femme Fatality
This is the next Jeistar game. Like NO ENTRY it has a lot of stat management, but it is focused on a single character. This is a prequel to my first game, Liminal Void. You basically play as an assassin who targets men. An incremental of sorts as the end goal is to reach 1 billion followers. There are minigames and a lot of visual novel elements. Lore drops, too, duh. There will be a new update to NO ENTRY prior to release.Read full article on Community Announcements (jeijei)Patch NotesOfficial
You can change the mouse cursor size
I passive aggressively made the maximum size of the cursor unnecessarily huge. Size matters to some. We all had that phase. Also fixed the intro video player issues, which caused crashes to some users. Fingers crossed, baby! Eid Mubarak.Read full article on Community Announcements (jeijei)AnnouncementsOfficial
More Filters
Made the energy drink requirement easierChanged some visualsAdded a crt filter option in the options menu, different profiles/presets, and intensity adjustments. I will be experimenting more.Sorry for the eyesores! This was a very tricky update for me but I will be fixing more and adding stuff. If you like the game kindly leave a nice review :)Read full article on Community Announcements (jeijei)Patch NotesOfficial
The Bottle Girl Update
Fixed the Rapid Cool Drain bug during break time.Made some texts more legible.Added Bottle Girl Dialogue and Sequence.Still more updates to come. I likely did a lot more than what I said, but I have been all over the place.Thank you again! The release sale is over! Soon will be the soundtrack release.If you like my style of music, check out the recent Landmine Princess OST release.You can also check out my works for the Liminal Void OST. Both are on all streaming platforms including Spotify.Read full article on Community Announcements (jeijei)AnnouncementsOfficial
Added a Tutorial
The learning curve is hit or miss so I added a tutorial in the main menu.Camera and Zooming is also very hit or miss so you have options to adjust that in the options menu.You can also use mouse scroll to zoom in closer.I messed with the UI to make it slightly more organized.I also adjusted some gameplay parameters such as DJ effects.Stay tuned for more updates. If you like the game, please leave a positive review. If not, any feedback would be much appreciated.Thank you everyone :)Read full article on Community Announcements (jeijei)
