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No Critters Were Harmed!

Goblins Brew Studios · Published by Goblins Brew Studios

Last updated 28 Sept 2026

No Critters were Harmed is a co-op dungeon-delving adventure for up to four players where players must rush against the clock to escape a collapsing dungeon with a powerful MacGuffin that works to thwart their escape. Treasure, glory, and really cool hats await those who make it out alive!

Free to PlayComing SoonDJCTQ 14Co-op

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Action, Adventure, Indie · 2027 · More free games

Explore treacherous dungeons and secure valuable loot as part of a team of adventurers racing against the clock. No Critters Were Harmed challenges you and your friends to escape with a crucial MacGuffin before the structure crumbles, all while donning stylish hats.

About this game

Calling all Critters!

Looking for adventure? Glory? Cool hats? Then grab your gear and dive into the ever-shifting, trap-filled dungeons below! Rumor has it that powerful (and probably unstable) magical Relics are buried deep within—just waiting for a brave soul like you to snatch them up. Treasure, glory, and most importantly, cool hats await anyone daring enough to make it out alive!

Which you definitely will... 

It's like we always say—

No Critters Were Harmed!

It's dangerous to go alone!

Play with up to 3 friends! Dodge dangerous traps, deadly pitfalls, and more as you and your friends search for the powerful MacGuffins!

Customize your Critter!
There's over 50 hats to collect!





System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS: Win 10
  • Processor: Intel Core i5 @ 2.5 GHz or equivalent
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GTX 1060 or RX 6600 XT
  • DirectX: Version 12
  • Storage: 6 GB available space
  • Additional Notes: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS: Win 11
  • Processor: Intel Core i5 @ 3.0 GHz or AMD Ryzen 5 or equivalent
  • Memory: 16 GB RAM
  • Graphics: RTX 2060 or RX 7600xt or equivalent
  • DirectX: Version 12
  • Storage: 8 GB available space
  • Additional Notes: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

Supported Languages

English*
*languages with full audio support

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