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I woke up in the house of a fat man: he's over 30 years old and loves beer and games

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I woke up in the house of a fat man: he's over 30 years old and loves beer and games

1ne2wozzz · Published by Admia

Content notice: The game features characters in lingerie. Sexual items (dildo).

Very Positive — 82% positive (129 reviews) · 7 achievements

Last updated 28 Sept 2026

Escape your beer-fuelled future. After waking up in an unfamiliar place with a pounding headache, you realise that you have become a prisoner of Alfaskuf. Your future is a never-ending game of tanks and beer madness. To escape, you must challenge the master of this gloomy labyrinth.

DJCTQ 14
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£1.24

£2.49

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5 Sept 2026Lowest: £1.24 · Highest: £1.249 Oct 2026

Action, Indie · 2025 · More under £5 games

Explore a gloomy labyrinth where every door conceals new challenges and threats. As you wake up in the house of a fat man who loves beer, your mission is to escape his never-ending game of tanks and madness.

About this game

Lose yourself in the Alphaskuf nightmare

Wake up after a stormy night to find yourself not in your own bed, but at the heart of a nightmare. Your head is pounding, your memory is blank and one question dominates your thoughts: 'Where am I?'

This place is a maze of dim light, creaking floorboards and whispering shadows. Your only link to reality is a stranger named Fred. He has long since come to terms with his situation. He knows the rules. He is ready to reveal the terrifying truth: you are not just lost.

You have become a prisoner in the abode of the Alphaskuf. Your new 'paradise' is an endless game of tanks and beer madness. Some people might enjoy this kind of life, but you won't.

Gameplay

You must walk through the Alphaskuf's house, constantly encountering obstacles. This game combines the tense atmosphere of classic horror games with extraordinary humour. One moment you will be trembling with fear; the next, you will be laughing so hard that you forget all about the tension.

Features

  • Dual atmosphere: horror and absurd humour

  • Psychological pressure and a sense of hopelessness.

  • A memorable and ambiguous guide character.

  • Satirical undertones.

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS: WINDOWS 10, 11 (64-BIT Required)
  • Processor: Intel Core i5
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 760
  • Storage: 3 GB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS: WINDOWS 10, 11 (64-BIT Required)
  • Processor: Intel Core i7
  • Memory: 16 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060
  • Storage: 3 GB available space

Supported Languages

English*, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Traditional Chinese, Simplified Chinese, Korean, Portuguese - Portugal, Russian*, Japanese
*languages with full audio support

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