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Fat Pint · Published by Fat Pint · Official site ↗
Content notice: The goal of the game is to deliver alcohol to the princess and share a drink with her. Princesses have varying levels of promiscuously dressed attire, although there is no nudity or sexual activity. After drinking beer with a princess, there are animations where their busts are the main focus of the celebration.
Last updated 28 Sept 2026
Thirsty Princess is a fast-paced, top-down party game for 2–4 local players where you and your friends compete to drink beer with an impatient and unreasonable princess. Get drunk and slowly lose control while you brawl, steal from and sabotage your friends to win the favour of your princess.
Action, Indie · More free games
In Thirsty Princess, teams of up to four friends compete through chaotic top-down action, aiming to out-drink and out-sabotage one another for the princess's approval.
About this game
Thirsty Princess is a fast-paced, top-down party game for 2–4 local players where you and your friends compete to deliver and drink frothy pints of beer with an impatient and unreasonable princess.
Throw items, snatch beers, slide over vomit and ride on the shoulders of random patrons to sabotage your rivals. Do everything you can to stop them from drinking with the princess so YOU can impress her instead. You’ll be yelling and swearing at each other after all the sabotage so play with friends who are ready for the challenge.
Thirsty Princess can be played as a Free-For-All or team up with a buddy and work together to impress your princess!
The princess is the goal, but with each drink you share, you’ll become increasingly intoxicated. The more drunk you get, the harder it becomes to move around the bar and get the beer to the princess. You’ll have to manage your time in the fray alongside your pee breaks to detoxify and keep your princess happy!
Features
Local Multiplayer Party Action for 2–4 players
Multiple Levels with unique Gimmicks – moving platforms, blockading crowds, elevation and more
Throw, Fight, Steal and Trip - Master these techniques to stop your foes from scoring
Playable Races with Unique Traits – Humans, Elves, Gnomes, Orcs, and more, each with their own traits and ultimates
Unique Characters - Don’t anger the bartender or you’ll have a tough fight coming to you
Catch-Up Mechanics: The drunker you are, the harder the game becomes
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- OS *: Windows 7
- Processor: Dual Core CPU, 2.0 GHz
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Integrated GPU (Intel HD 4000 or better)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 300 MB available space
Recommended
- OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
- Processor: Quad-Core CPU, 2.5 GHz or better
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: Dedicated GPU (NVIDIA GTX 750 Ti / AMD R7 360 or better)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 300 MB available space
