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ANARKO ZMEU

TotallyNotReptillian · Published by TotallyNotReptillian

3 user reviews — 100% positive (3 reviews) · 32 achievements

Last updated 28 Sept 2026

A fast paced arcade maze chasing game inspired by the 90s media portrayal of hackers and their culture. Download files, evade enemies, collect power-ups, launch rootkits, worms, and forkbombs and unleash total chaos.

£4.29

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4 Sept 2026Lowest: £4.29 · Highest: £4.296 Oct 2026

Action, Indie, Casual · 2025 · More under £5 games

Navigate through chaotic mazes as you download files and unleash forkbombs, evading foes in this high-octane indie game. Collect power-ups to boost your arsenal in TotallyNotReptillian’s fast-paced adventure.

About this game

You know, it's a very bad idea to open random e-mail attachments from very suspicious e-mails.

But it happened, and now we're here, deep inside a system, altering the sets of instructions sent to the CPU every second for our own amusement.

The objective is simple, download files by eating them, destroy as many enemies as you can, reach a new high score, over and over again. 

There are three types of enemies:

  • {Phil} - Yellow - He doesn't do much, he has a normal speed and that's about it. His brothers are bullying him for not having any special skill.

  • {Ivan} - Red - This one is very chaotic and fast, he can easily ruin your day.

  • {Alexander} - Purple - He's slow, but calculated, it's best if you avoid him!

But don't worry, you have plenty of tools at your disposal, such as:

  • {WORMS} - These lovely fellas will download files for you, even other power-ups, they're weak against the enemies, but they will try their best!

  • {ROOTKITS} - These friend-shaped spiders will munch away all the enemies in their path, and download all the files they come across except power-ups, but they want to keep their cut!

  • {FORKBOMBS} - Moving back and forth in a single direction, or acting as a barrier, these will decimate your enemies and let you roam freely. However, they cannot collect data files.

In addition to the purple food which allows you to munch away your enemies for a short amount of time!

Once per round, a mysterious item will spawn, it will grant you a second life. Quite a life saver!

There are absolutely NO cooldowns on your power-ups, but there's a catch!

You cannot hoard them for later, which may inevitably lead you to spamming the power-ups and that's absolutely fine!

But beware the more power-ups you use, the bigger the chance for a denial of service to trigger, which will destroy everything in its path (except for you!).

It's time to take a nostalgic trip to the memory lane, and just sit back and enjoy some good 'ol fashioned arcade chaos, where the only thing that matters is to have fun!

NOTE: 

Prologue and the game interface are only available in English, and will never be translated.

Menu is currently available in: English, l33tsp3ak Russian, Romanian and Chinese with more to come.

Help page is currently available only in English, with Russian and Romanian to be added next week.

I will add more languages when i find translators!

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: 64-bit Operating System
  • Processor: 2.4 GHz Intel-6300 or equivalent
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel 620

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

Supported Languages

English, Romanian, Russian, Simplified Chinese

Latest news

  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Summer Sale & A small update

    Hello... Hello... How's the Summer treating you, fellas?ANARKO ZMEU is now on sale and i just pushed a new small updateCleaned up few pieces of code and purged some spritesWorked a bit more on the seasonal events (there's one in just few months, isn't it?)BUG FIX: Prologue had a weird occasional glitch but just on Steam Deck.I hope you guys enjoy the last days of the Summer Sale, and i hope you're not getting scorched like we're getting in Europe. Stay hydrated, homies!
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  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Christmas Update (plus Sale)

    I've been looking to publish this update since late November, but i've been very sick.Anyhow, the Christmas update is here!For a limited time, there's a new level just for Christmas!Additionally, the game is on sale for a -30% discount.
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  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Steam Cloud Cross-Platform Fix

    The game now syncs save files across Windows and Linux/Steam Deck, you should ve greeted with a pop-up to choose which save file you want to keep.
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  • Patch NotesOfficial

    VERY SPOOKY UPDATE

    SPOOKY SEASON IS HEREI'm a bit late, i wanted to do this update at the beginning of the month, but i have lots of personal issues at this moment and i am a solo dev, so, better more than two weeks late than never.STEAM DECK COMPATIBILITYI am trying to get the game verified for the Steam Deck. Until then, you should know that the game is functioning normally, you shouldn't have any major issues. I've been trying my best to test it as thorough as possible.There was a pretty problem (it affected players also on Desktop when using controllers), upon being presented with the 'Game Over' screen, there was a chance you would've pressed a button BEFORE the game was checking to see if a new high score was achieved, and if you did restarted/went to the menu before that happened, well, you would've lost your shiny new high score.Who would want to lose their hard work because of an idiot developer (me) ?In short:More perfectly crafted slavjank! (In case you thought there's gonna be less of it, you were wrong!)Minor fixes/behind the scenes improvements (including fixing a rare bug which crashed the game when clicking on a specific part of the screen during the title screen)A new title screen for the spooky season that should send you back to the early 2000s even harder!A limited time special Halloween level was added to the random level pool, but if you want to play it specifically, you can either 1. Click the Pumpkin in the Main Menu 2. Press Space while in the menu 3. Press the RT button on your gamepad, of course, while you're in the menu. The level is terrifying, it made me burst into tears, at least while coding it.The player (hey, that's you) but also the enemies are now accompanied by a round glitchy light so you won't get lost anymore down there on the interwebzAlso, if you wanna make history, World Statistics day is coming on Oct 20, and i will publish some global stats related to various game elements. So, if you want to contribute, make sure to munch on as many scorpi...
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  • Patch NotesOfficial

    FIREWALL UPDATE

    H3LL0!Time for an update. What's new?'Help' was translated into Russian and RomanianAdded a timer that lets you see for how long you're still invulnerable and can eat the enemiesPower up indicators now show you the required key/button you need to press to activate when availableThere's now a new indicator, if you collected the Blue Rose and still have a second life you will now see "F1R3W4LL" somewhere on the right side of the screen. There was already an indicator on the left but everyone can just read that stuff on the go when being chased by digital scorpionsThere's still work to be done, but this update was a must.Hope you have a great day!
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