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Love Potions Suck: A Text Romance

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Love Potions Suck: A Text Romance

Grumpo Games · Published by Grumpo Games · Official site ↗

3 user reviews — 100% positive (3 reviews)

Last updated 28 Sept 2026

A funny, emotional text-based romance where your awkward crush meets accidental magic. Make branching choices, build relationships, and maybe ruin Valentine’s Day with a love potion that definitely shouldn’t have worked.

DJCTQ 12

£4.29

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4 Sept 2026Lowest: £4.29 · Highest: £4.293 Oct 2026

Indie, RPG, Casual · 2025 · More under £5 games

Delve into Love Potions Suck: A Text Romance where your awkward crush collides with magic. Make decisions that shape relationships or sabotage Valentine's Day in this casual, funny text-based adventure.

About this game

You’re Rayne: dramatic, clever, painfully honest, and hopelessly in love with a theater boy who barely knows her name. Valentine’s Day starts with a staged self-love ritual and a misspelled cookie... and quickly spirals. Armed with a suspiciously ancient spellbook discovered in her attic, Rayne brews a magical “Elixir of Affection” in a misguided attempt to make her crush, Phoenix, finally notice her. But love isn’t that simple, and neither is magic. What starts as a desperate Valentine’s scheme morphs into a tangled web of secrets, unexpected friendships, and consequences.

Every choice matters: snarky remarks, sincere apologies, reckless potions, and awkward moments with ex-best-friends or mortal enemies shape Rayne’s path. The story branches with each decision, determining not only how the drama unfolds, but how Rayne grows. Will she gain confidence or spiral into anxiety? Earn loyalty or burn bridges?

Romance, rivalry, identity, and the occasional milk mustache all collide in this heartfelt, hilarious tale of teen love, self-discovery, and magic gone slightly wrong.

What Awaits You

 

Choice-Driven Narrative: A branching visual novel where your dialogue, decisions, and personality stats change how the story unfolds.

 

Multiple Endings: From disastrous romances to genuine connection, every run leads somewhere new.

 

Personality Stats: Shape Rayne’s voice through axes like Confidence vs. Anxiety or Mystical vs. Pragmatic.

 

Dynamic Relationships: Your behavior influences how Phoenix, Samantha, Ginger, Victoria, and Quentin see (and treat) you.

 

Romance & Rivalry: Navigate crushes, frenemies, and heart-to-heart moments.

 

Replay Value: Discover new dialogue, scenes, and relationship arcs with each playthrough.

 

Accessibility Options: Adjustable text size, resolution, and pacing for a comfortable reading experience.

The Cast

 

Samantha – Your sarcastic best friend.

Phoenix – The cool, aloof theater crush.

Quentin – The awkward boy in your class with more layers than expected.

Ginger – Bold, magnetic, and brutally honest; sometimes a frenemy, always unforgettable.

Victoria – Your sister, enigmatic, but beneath the edge lies an unwavering loyalty.

Why You’ll Love It

Love Potions Suck is a choice-driven story for anyone who loves heartfelt coming-of-age drama, sharp banter, and the magic of teenage crushes. Your crushes are messy. Your magic is messier. And only your choices will decide whether Rayne’s Valentine ends in heartbreak, hilarity, or something real.

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 10 / Windows 11
  • Processor: Intel Core i3 (2nd Gen) or equivalent
  • Memory: 2048 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Integrated Graphics (Intel HD 4000 or later)
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX compatible

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 10 / Windows 11
  • Processor: Intel Core i5 (4th Gen or newer) or equivalent
  • Memory: 4096 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Integrated Graphics (Intel HD 5000 or later, or any dedicated GPU)
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX compatible

Supported Languages

English

Latest news

  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Update Notes for 10/4/25

    Bug Fixes Fixed a critical issue that prevented players from progressing beyond Chapter One. All saved progress will now load correctly, and choices will properly advance to later chapters. New Feature Added a Download Choice File option in the Options Menu. This allows players to export their in-game choice data to their computer’s Downloads folder — a new tool to help with future bug tracking and save recovery. Additional Notes Minor UI and performance optimizations. Continued work toward improving save stability across playthroughs.
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