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Future? No Thanks!

Molleindustria · Published by Molleindustria · Official site ↗

Content notice: Implied off-screen sexual activity. Conversations about mature themes such as sex, gender, and death. Depiction of legalized prostitution. Depiction of euthanasia. Drug and Tobacco Reference Sexual Innuendos Mild Swearing

Very Positive — 100% positive (62 reviews)

Last updated 28 Sept 2026

Future? No Thanks! is a narrative-driven, open-world adventure set in an ecosocialist utopia. You're old, bitter, and scheduled for euthanasia. Enjoy your last day in a future that works for everyone but you.

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Navigate the last day of your life in Future? No Thanks!, an open-world adventure from Molleindustria. Experience a unique journey set in an ecosocialist utopia through the eyes of a grumpy elder facing euthanasia.

About this game

Utopia is here. You're not impressed.

Future? No Thanks! is a narrative-driven, open-world adventure set in an ecosocialist utopia. The year is 2045, and society has never been better: climate change is finally being tackled, democracy thrives, and technology serves the public good.

There's just one problem: you.

You are Harvey Huffstone, a grumpy elder who no longer fits in, and today is the last day of your life.
Your final mission? Completing your bucket list before your self-scheduled euthanasia.

Indulge in outdated pleasures, explore a post-post-industrial Midwest, clash with a society that's moved on without you, and maybe, just maybe, leave with fewer regrets.

Explore a lively city, meet its wacky inhabitants, and complete 7 non-linear quests over 6 hours of gameplay.

An artisanal game made with locally sourced talent and minimal involvement from capitalists, marketers, or profiteers.

In a medium dominated by dystopias, Future? No Thanks! imagines a political project for the present.

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Intel Core i5 2.60GHz
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 2GB
  • Storage: 3 GB available space

Supported Languages

English*
*languages with full audio support

Latest news

  • Press Coverage

    "I'm desperately looking for anybody who knows anybody at Valve": open world satire Future? No Thanks! is still locked in Steam horny jail

    Update 28/8: Valve appear to have taken action, changing the game's rating - the storepage can now be accessed in the UK. "It looks like Steam re-reviewed Future? No Thanks! and removed the 'frequent nudity or adult content' reverting the Germany geo-ban and the age verification by credit card in the UK," Paolo Perdicini writes on Bluesky. "It officially has only 'some nudity or adult content' as every good game should." Read more
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  • Press Coverage

    "Enjoy your last day in a future that works for everyone but you": I adore the demo for Future? No Thanks, an open world comedy about a boomer trapped in leftwing paradise

    Future? No Thanks! is a jolly and acerbic open world city game from seasoned satirist Paulo "Molleindustria" Perdicini. It's about a bitter old boomer trying to enjoy his final day in an ecosocialist paradise. There's a demo on Steam that gives you 30 minutes access to a realm of sentient toilets, cricket burgers, ornamental park guillotines, and cannabis vending machines. Speaking as a bitter old millennial, I found my 30 minutes delightful. Read more
    Read full article on Rock, Paper, Shotgun

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