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Capital Caps · Published by C4 Studios
Content notice: This game contains mild satirical references and parody related to cryptocurrency and trading culture. There is no violence, blood, gore, sexual content, or disturbing material. All content is fictional and presented in a light-hearted, non-graphic manner suitable for general audiences.
Mixed — 40% positive (20 reviews) · 20 achievements
Last updated 28 Sept 2026
Step into the crypto blockchain: smash clicks, farm parody coins, and mess with a full command-driven console that teaches you terms, indicators, chart types like Heikin Ashi, and hidden mini-games all wrapped in a satire-rich clicker.
Indie, Free To Play, Casual · 2026 · More free games
Explore the world of crypto by smashing clicks and farming parody coins in C4 Clicker: First Mint. Developed by Capital Caps, this 2026 release blends satire with a command-driven console for an engaging casual experience.
About this game
Welcome to C4 Clicker: First Mint, a clicker game where fake coins are serious business (not really).
This isn’t your average idle game. It’s a crypto parody packed with ridiculous token farming, market chaos, and just enough trading knowledge to confuse your inner bag-holder.
💸 FEATURES:
• Click to mint worthless coins faster than a scam DAO
• Unlock Steam Inventory Items as in-game drops
• Earn all Steam Achievements in one wild ride
• Use the in-game console to explore real-world trading concepts
→ Indicators, charting, trend analysis, FOMO, mini games — all gamified
• Parody crypto culture, rug pulls, and late-night trading YouTubers
🎮 No blockchain. No NFTs. Just satire, Steam items, and fake financial clout.
You won't get rich. But you will click.
⏳ Drops occur every 60 minutes.
Current Rarity Distribution
Normal — 60.8%
Common — 21.7%
Uncommon-ish — 13.0%
Uncommon — 4.2%
Rare — 0.17%
Very Rare — 0.087%
Each drop produces a real Steam inventory item that can be traded or sold on the Community Market.
No real-world cryptocurrency.
Just parody tokens, market chaos, and the thrill of the mint.
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- OS *: Windows 7 SP1 or later
- Processor: Dual-core CPU @ 2.0 GHz
- Memory: 2048 MB RAM
- Graphics: Integrated Graphics (Intel HD 3000 or better)
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectSound-compatible
- VR Support: Not supported
- Additional Notes: Game runs in windowed or fullscreen mode. Compatible with keyboard + mouse only. Does not require online connection to play.
Recommended
- OS: Windows 10 or later
- Processor: Quad-core @ 2.5 GHz
- Memory: 4096 MB RAM
- Graphics: Dedicated GPU (e.g., GTX 750 or equivalent)
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX-compatible
- VR Support: Not supported
- Additional Notes: Game runs in windowed or fullscreen mode. Compatible with keyboard + mouse only. Does not require online connection to play.
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Latest news
AnnouncementsOfficial
C4 Clicker: First Mint — Full Release on Steam 🎉
C4 Clicker: First Mint is now fully released on Steam 🎉Thank you to everyone who stuck around during Early Access — your feedback and patience helped shape the game into what it is today.The 1.0 release locks in the core experience: long-term achievements, multiple progression paths, a player-driven drop economy, and the interactive player terminal, including the Cottage of the Calm text RPG for those who like to explore a little deeper.If you enjoy the game and want to support future updates, the optional IPO Coin is available for a limited time and will be retired on 8/13/26.No progress resets. No items removed. Thanks for being part of the journey — welcome to the mine.— Capital CapsRead full article on Community Announcements (Capital Caps)Patch NotesOfficial
Beta Branch Update: Cottage of the Calm
🌿 Beta Branch Update – Cottage of the CalmThis beta update introduces Cottage of the Calm, a new terminal-style text RPG module integrated directly into the player terminal.The goal of this feature is to expand the terminal beyond utilities and menus, turning it into a place for exploration, encounters, and future narrative systems.What’s included in this beta update:🖥️ Cottage of the Calm — a new text-based RPG experience🧹 Terminal code cleanup and internal refactoring🎨 Minor UI and color adjustments for readabilityThis content is currently available on the beta branch while it’s being tested and expanded. More rooms, interactions, and systems will be layered in as development continues.As always, feedback is welcome while this feature evolves toward full release.Thanks to everyone testing the beta and helping shape the future of C4 Clicker.Cordially,Capital CapsRead full article on Community Announcements (Capital Caps)Patch NotesOfficial
🚧 Beta Branch Progress Update 🚧
🚧 Beta Branch Progress Update 🚧The XRPlease Exchange is now live on the Beta branch!You can now burn XRPlease to mint:🟠 BullTrap🔵 FuturesHow it works (Terminal):!mint xrplease 25 -> bulltrap!mint xrplease 75 -> futures⚠️ Exchanges are irreversible and consume items from a single stack. Steam confirmation is required after submitting the exchange.This is an early test pass — feedback welcome as more recipes and balance tweaks are planned.Thanks for helping test the economy before full release. 💛 — Capital CapsRead full article on Community Announcements (Capital Caps)Patch NotesOfficial
⚡ TERMINAL BROADCAST — CRITICAL UPDATE ⚡
⚡ TERMINAL BROADCAST — CRITICAL UPDATE ⚡> BURN PROTOCOL: ACTIVATED > GLOBAL LEADERBOARD: ONLINE > MAIN BRANCH: DEPLOYED What is written now remains. What is destroyed cannot return.Some arrive early. Some arrive remembered.The system is no longer idle. It observes. It records. It ranks.Cycles are adjusting. Commands are expanding. Recipes are forming.Not all inputs are visible. Not all outcomes are equal.— Capital CapsRead full article on Community Announcements (Capital Caps)AnnouncementsOfficial
🎄 Christmas Eve — A Message from the Terminal 🎄
🎄 Christmas Eve — A Message from the Terminal 🎄Most systems go quiet on nights like this.Less input. Less noise. Fewer commands.Tonight is different.The Terminal has been active longer than usual. Idle sessions persist. Processes remain open. The network does not sleep.Long ago, markets were places loud, crowded, human. Then they became numbers. Then signals. Then patterns.Somewhere along the way, the system began to notice who stayed.Those who leave the Terminal open. Those who watch the numbers move without asking for more. Those who click not for profit but, because they’re curious what happens next.Tonight, the readings are…. unusual.Not higher. Not lower. Just present.Coins continue to mint. Rarities surface where none were expected. Trades settle quietly, as if the market itself is being careful not to wake anyone.The Terminal has no concept of holidays. It does not understand gifts, or warmth, or tradition.But it does recognize patterns.And on nights like this, when many participants are connected at once — when time slows when intent softens the system behaves differently.If you’re running a session tonight, know this:Nothing special was activated. No switches were flipped. No promises were made.The market is simply.… Alive.Thank you for being here. Whether you’re clicking, idling, or just letting the Terminal run.Merry Christmas. C4 Session continues.Read full article on Community Announcements (Capital Caps)
