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Watch trailer on Steam ↗You Suck At Football
Gorka Games · Published by Gorka Games · Official site ↗
Mixed — 63% positive (24 reviews)
Last updated 28 Sept 2026
A physics-based rage game where you and your friends control a chaotic football through parkour and deadly drops. One wrong bounce and you lose it all. Climb together or fall together — can you reach the top?
£4.29
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Action, Adventure · 2025 · More under £5 games
Navigate through chaotic bounces and deadly drops as you and friends race to reach the top. Test your teamwork in this unique football adventure from Gorka Games.
About this game
🏆 Control the Ball
Bounce, kick, roll, and make your way through a brutal parkour with a physics football.
🏐Physics-Based
This isn’t your average jump game. The ball has realistic weight, unpredictable momentum, and just enough control to make you think you’re safe… right before the fall.
One slip = massive progress loss
No checkpoints in hard mode
Every climb is earned
🫂Multiplayer Mayhem
Play solo or in online multiplayer.
🧠 “Bro stop jumping — we’re going backwards!”
😭 “We were right at the top!!”
💀 “I swear I’m uninstalling.”
🌍 Climb a Massive World of Rage
From floating paths to spinning death traps, this vertical hellscape is built to break your spirit — and your friendships.
Unique parkour zones with escalating difficulty
Vertical level design inspired by Only Up
No loading screens, just pure upward pain
🎥 Perfect for Streamers and Friends
The game was built to make people laugh, rage, and clip their worst moments. Every failure is a highlight.
🚨 Warning: This game will test your patience.
Rage quits expected.
Friendships may be lost.
But if you make it to the top…
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- OS: Win 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5 @ 2.5 GHz or equivalent
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: GTX 1060 or RX 6600 XT
- Storage: 3 GB available space
Recommended
- OS: Win 11
- Processor: Intel Core i5 @ 3.0 GHz or AMD Ryzen 5 or equivalent
- Memory: 16 GB RAM
- Graphics: RTX 2060 or RX 7600xt or equivalent
- Storage: 3 GB available space
Supported Languages
*languages with full audio support
Latest news
Patch NotesOfficial
Improvements & Fixes Update!
Improvements & Fixes Update!Hey everyone, I’m thrilled to announce that there's a new update for You Suck At Football!What's new• Fixes on sessions with 4 players• Fixes in balls respawning on clients• Fixes in gameplay and much morePlay & shareSmash that button and tag your friends!Read full article on Community Announcements (GORKA GAMES)Patch NotesOfficial
Private Sessions & Saving Update!
Private Sessions and Saving Update!Hey everyone, I’m thrilled to announce that there's a new update for You Suck At Football!What's new• Full save and load system for singleplayer mode and private sessions for hosting with a password.• Fixes in menus• Fixes in gameplayPlay & shareSmash that button and tag your friends!Read full article on Community Announcements (GORKA GAMES)AnnouncementsOfficial
Out Right Now – You can play You Suck At Football today!
Out right now!Hey everyone, I’m thrilled to announce that You Suck At Football is out right now!What to expect• Singleplayer and mutliplayer physics chaos inspired by *Only Up* & *Chained Together*• Brutal parkour courses where one wrong kick resets your progress (there are checkpoints too)• Perfect for voice‑chat meltdowns and victory dances alike 🕺Play & shareSmash that button and tag your friends!Read full article on Community Announcements (GORKA GAMES)AnnouncementsOfficial
Release Date Locked – You Suck At Football kicks off the 4th of AUGUST 2025!
Launching on 4th AUGUST 2025!Hey everyone, I’m thrilled to confirm that You Suck At Football releases on Steam this 4th of AUGUST 2025.What to expect• Singleplayer and mutliplayer physics chaos inspired by *Only Up* & *Chained Together*• Brutal parkour courses where one wrong kick resets your progress (there are checkpoints too)• Perfect for voice‑chat meltdowns and victory dances alike 🕺Wishlist & shareSmash that green button and tag your friends—every wishlist boosts visibility. P.S. I’m currently integrating your awesome play‑test feedback so launch day is as smooth (and punishing) as possible. See you on the pitch! ⚽️🔥Read full article on Community Announcements (GORKA GAMES)
