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Joaquin Simulator

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Joaquin Simulator

Joaquin Productions · Published by Joaquin Productions · Official site ↗

Last updated 28 Sept 2026

Help retiree Joaquin on his road trip through Brazil. It's a 2000 km journey full of challenges, and nothing is simple in Brazil. You must eat, drink, smoke, earn money, deal with corrupt cops, all to reach a party to save democracy in Brazil.

Free to PlayComing SoonDJCTQ 18Full Controller Support

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Indie, RPG, Simulation, Casual · 2027 · More free games

Join retired Joaquin on his adventurous quest across Brazil, balancing life's simple yet complex tasks. Navigate through corrupt cops and natural obstacles to reach the crucial party that could turn the tide for democracy.

About this game

Help retiree Joaquin on his journey through Brazil. After winning a ticket to the opening of a party venue on a Friday, he was given the mission of delivering a patriotic pen drive, extremely important for democracy. It's a 2000 km journey full of challenges, and nothing is simple in Brazil. 

Between potholes in the streets, muggers wanting a beer, radical militants, corrupt police officers, lost tourists, and mechanical problems, every corner is a new challenge. Find the promised steak and the cheap beer. Every real spent could be the difference between the promised night and completing the mission, or it could result in a disaster for Brazilian democracy. 

One hand on the keyboard, the other on the mouse, and you'll help the old man reach the destination.
Manage the old Joaquin needs.

A trip full of events that only happen in Brazil. A mix of the best 90s culture and all the wisdom of a cool old man. The best of Brazil's most beloved grandpa.

Game packed with jokes by one of the most famous Brazil internet character. 

Modify your car with the most famous Brazilian car accessories.

This game contains lots of Brazil references and "inside jokes" but is meant to be funny at any public. 

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS: Win 11
  • Processor: i3
  • Memory: 8000 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel HD 4000

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS: Win 11
  • Processor: i3
  • Memory: 8000 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel HD 4000

Supported Languages

English*, Spanish - Spain*, Portuguese - Brazil*, Portuguese - Portugal*, Spanish - Latin America*
*languages with full audio support

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