Maple Wars

Step into the boots of Vermont maple farmer Benny Shoemaker, a Crudlite drinkin’, Faux News lovin’, red, white, and blue American! …and recent victim of an unprovoked Canadian goose attack! It's time to bring the fight to America's soon-to-be 51st state and expose the Canadian Maple Syrup Syndicate for the far-left PURISTS they are. Get on Toot Social, recruit your fellow New Englanders, and start the most patriotic invasion since last week!

Grab your Sappy Syrup Slingshot and outsmart Canadian geese, moose-riding Rangers, beavers, and whatever else Canadistan sends your way. Solve syrup-soaked puzzles, infiltrate secret maple laboratories, and sabotage their unnatural purist formulas from the inside with President Rump's blessing, and Make America Sticky Again!

-A comedy-packed single player adventure full of ‘merican minigames, lifted truck tanks, and more!

-Lots of patriotic characters to recruit, from Moonshine Jim to Elmer the Bald(ing) Eagle, each one with their own unique set of skills and goofs!

-Take the fight to Canadistan! Infiltrate secret maple laboratories, sabotage their purist syrup farms, and steal their unnatural formulas! President Rump basically gave you the go-ahead, so what are you waiting for?!