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Armed Animals RPG

Strejda Jenda Productions · Published by Strejda Jenda Productions

Content notice: The game contains highly stylized, but intense violence. There are clear depictions of genitalia. The game contains depictions of use of illegal drugs and their use has realistic effects on the character´s health. There are clear references to fascist symbolism, including altered swastika symbols. The game contains urination and defecation. The game contains strong language and swearing.

2 user reviews — 100% positive (2 reviews)

Last updated 9 Oct 2026

Armed Animals RPG is a top down action RPG with an emphasis on highly reactive sandbox style tactical combat and complex health simulation systems. Make friends and enemies in a world of colorful animal characters!

DJCTQ 18

£13.49

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4 Sept 2026Lowest: £13.49 · Highest: £13.499 Oct 2026

Action, Indie, RPG · 2025 · More £5 - £15 games

Explore a world of dynamic combat and rich relationships in Armed Animals RPG. Navigate tactical battles and forge alliances with diverse animal companions, all set against the backdrop of an engaging 2025 indie adventure.

About this game

World war three breaks out and the animals have had it with humans aimlessly and meaninglessly destroying their home planet. In a synchronized attack, from sea cucumbers to mandrills, they unite and wipe out all humanity worldwide in under two hours. Years pass and the animals restore the Earth to an intelligent interspecies society existing within the Earth´s flowery beauty of cultivated, cared for nature. With the passage of time however, a spark of chaos spreads an all-consuming fire. A group of violent cat-fascist rioters spreads hate and greed to the harmonious animal society and ultimately seizes political power.

You step into the story as a major ranking soldier of the animal society´s original, now outlawed army, determined to avenge the death of his general.

   

  • Explore and make both friends and enemies in a world of colorful animal personalities.

  • High-octane combat, combining gameplay elements of top down tactical shooters, bullet hell shmups, beat-em-ups, and point and click adventure games all to form a unique and fun gameplay hybrid.

  • Fight through an onslaught of a large variety of enemies, on the way to fulfilling your mission.

  • Timing, positioning and patience is key. The enemies are not designed with your victory in mind, they are designed to kill you and they are pretty good at doing so. You will have not to just run around, get behind cover and shoot, but to think quickly and try to outsmart them. Hesitation means death.

  • Engage in diagnosis and treatment of your character´s physical maladies in a highly complex health simulation system. Get poisoned, drunk, constipated, diarrhea, bacterially infected and many more symptoms and sicknesses from different causes.

  • Use a variety of drugs including alcohol, cigarettes and cigars, crack, cocaine, methanphetamine and many more. Get addicted and overdose with different effects depending dynamically on your workout routine and diet. Upon combining drugs, the effects of their use do not just stack, but interact realistically. (This usually kills you and is never good to do, but it´s there.) The health simulation allows for realistic drug abuse rehabilitation. Actively inhale different kinds of organic solvents too!

  • Talk to many fully voice acted NPCs.

  • Kill any NPC and have the world, gameplay and story change depending on that.

  • Make choices, and ultimately tell your character´s story. Will you be the bringer of light to your world, or will you soak and drown in your own shit? Become fascist, embrace complete failure, hang yourself.

  • The story changes not only based on your choices, but your failures too. A lot of times you can not go back and have your friends die or your bunker destroyed for the rest of the game.

  • Choose and customize your loadout, bulletproof armor and equipment.

  • Manage your bunker, have animals join it to help you, hang out with friends.

  • Hunt for many different species of bugs, sell them, or give them as a gift to your friends.

  • Learn the truth about the animal fascist mystery.

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10 or newer
  • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo 2.8GHz
  • Memory: 1300 MB RAM
  • Graphics: 64 MB GeForce™ 3 or higher

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

Supported Languages

English*
*languages with full audio support

Latest news

  • AnnouncementsOfficial

    Plans for the game

    Hey.I´m currently working on an update with a few new intricate sidequests, adding new art to the museum etc. You will be able to solve the architectonic mystery of the museum bathrooms, and get the bunker computer repaired with brob, although it´s pretty much useless right now. Also adding new items and meat to the beginning area, so the demo has some meat in it.General Nejedlý´s death needs avenging!SJP
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  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Small patch - final boss

    A small patch - you now can not cheese the final boss by killing him before he finishes his dialogue - attacking him while he talks aggroes him instantly.
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  • Patch NotesOfficial

    small patch

    You now don´t have to shit every time you open the game window. Also worked on the Maťka spawn algorythm a bit further - mostly in favor of you, you personally.
    Read full article on Community Announcements (cotak22)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Animal fest update

    The Animal fest build. Murder mystery quest, 2 new endings etc
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  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Gigantic Update for the Animal Fest

    Hello everyone,here to announce a really big update coming out just in time for our participation in the steam Animal Fest! Here´s the things I´ve added.Two completely new endings. One kind of branching out from the main quest from a certain point and a second, secret one for all of you to figure out and get!The promised murder mystery quest. This is available somewhere in the world from the start of the game. As I worked on it, the quest got almost as complex as the main one, and I was thinking about making a whole new ending for just finishing it, but later I came up with a weapon that lets you shoot overpowered fascism beams instead. It´s also a good way to lose fascism, which is used as ammo.Two completely new allies you can go to battle withSexberg is now playable to completion, altough I think I´m going to rework the Communism Dragon fight later.New useful items and gadgets, new NPCs, new and cool areas. The casino has been reworked completely, and made a lot more complex, fast addictive and fun. The slots are a 3x3, with a bonus system, and the roulette has a streak bonus. The sound desing is much more nice and immediate.New games inside the game! You can now play the OmniWar machine, as well as a completely new one - Kabuto Garden. The former is a on-rails tank fps shooter, Kabuto Garden is a very challenging arcadey action platformer.A completely new way to get to the Fortress of Frog, which you can now access even in the early-game. The museum is a lot more interactive now, with more secrets, more art and generally some gameplay.I´ve also disabled cheats, no fun allowed.What´s stopping you now?Go out there and avenge general Nejedlý soldier!YourStrejda Jenda Productions
    Read full article on Community Announcements (cotak22)

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