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Yunogames · Published by Yunogames
Positive — 87% positive (38 reviews) · 28 achievements
Last updated 7 Oct 2026
Funfair Billionaire is the ultimate experience of a carnival as shady as a scratched-off lottery ticket. Rigged machines, sadistic physics, and a fate sealed by an algorithm that despises you—because deep down, you enjoy suffering. One more round? Of course.
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Simulation, Strategy, Casual · 2025 · More under £5 games
Explore a carnival as dark as its secrets in Funfair Billionaire. Navigate through Yunogame's 2025 strategy-simulation, where every game is rigged to make your experience both thrilling and frustrating.
About this game
Do you dream of becoming a billionaire by draining rigged carnival machines? Welcome to FUNFAIR BILLIONAIRE, the game where you throw your fake money into shady attractions just for the thrill of watching numbers go up (or not).
A game that reeks of sweat, blurry pixels, and questionable game design. Built with the blood, sweat, and tears of a developer who probably should have stayed an accountant but instead decided to create his "masterpiece"—badly optimized and with a certain disdain for usability.
✨ A GAMEPLAY EXPERIENCE AS ADDICTIVE AS IT IS UNFAIR ✨
💸 Throw your fake cash into machines as rigged as your last failed relationship:
🎰 Slot Machine – Win big! (Well… if the algorithm decides to let you.)
🕹 Coin Pusher – Watch coins fall and experience a shameful level of excitement.
🦾 Claw Machine – A physics system straight out of a nightmare. Good luck grabbing that cursed gold bar.
🔴 Roulette – Bet everything on red, instantly regret it.
♣ Blackjack– Bank always wins.
🔑 KeyMaster – Look at it bounce like a half-cooked spaghetti
🦓 Zebra Race – Don't... Don't play this. It is the best way to win.
🇯🇵 Pachinko – We're still trying to figure out how it works.
⭐ THE FORTUNE TELLER MACHINE: A MYSTERIOUS VOID ⭐
Too much money? Seek wisdom from The Fortune Teller Machine, a mystical entity that promises to reveal your destiny… but, let’s be honest, mostly mocks you. Mystical? Yes. Useful? Absolutely not. But who knows? Maybe it’s right (spoiler: it’s not).
🎵 A SOUND EXPERIENCE STRAIGHT FROM HELL 🎧
Every sound in this game was personally crafted by the developer. And guess what? He has zero musical talent. Expect off-key jingles, suspiciously sourced sound effects, and a soundtrack that will make you question your love for music.
🔥 FEATURES WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE TESTED 🔥
🌬 Graphics – An unintentional tribute to the PS2 era, but blurrier.
🔋 Optimization – Runs at 22 FPS on a gaming PC yet somehow hits 60 FPS on a toaster.
😡 Guaranteed Rage – Every session is a life lesson in existential frustration.
FUNFAIR BILLIONAIRE is the game that will make you say:
"Why am I still playing this?"
and then "Alright, just one more round..."
Available on Steam. Buy it, or just throw your money out the window—the result will be the same. 🎡🎰💸
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- OS: Windows 10 or higher (64-bit)
- Processor: 2 GHz Processor or better
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: 1024 MB
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Recommended
- OS: Windows 10 or higher (64-bit)
- Processor: 4 GHz Processor or better
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia 780 GTX or better
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Supported Languages
*languages with full audio support
Latest news
AnnouncementsOfficial
🇯🇵 PACHINKO 🇯🇵
🇯🇵 PACHINKO IS COMING TO FUNFAIR BILLIONAIRE 🇯🇵Requested by the community. Added by us. Understood by absolutely no one.Let’s be honest: We won’t explain the rules. Not as an artistic choice. But because it took us weeks to guess them, test them, break them, then glue them back together… without speaking a single word of Japanese.Balls fall. Levers slam. Lights turn on whenever they feel like it. And poof — the money disappears!It’s free. Because you asked for it. And because that’s how we roll.Next to this, the roulette looks like a cheap plastic picnic plate. 🎯 NEW MISSIONSBecause we needed fresh excuses for you to waste your time and your money 💸 NEW WAYS TO GO BROKEWe won’t spoil everything, but let’s just say some decisions will feel bad before you even make them. 🐞 BUGS FIXEDYes. Really. A few. 🐛 NEW BUGS ADDEDAlso yes. We like consistency. ♠ BLACKJACK – HISTORICAL CORRECTION ♠So… small detail. We forgot the 10s, Jacks and Queens.Yeah... It’s fixed. Promise.👉 No more splitting like a feral animal 👉 The UI got a small facelift 👉 You can now replay your previous hand, to make the exact same mistake — faster. 🎢 TL;DRAn incomprehensible Japanese game. New missions. Old bugs fixed and fresh ones straight out of the oven. And even more reasons to hit zero with a smile.Thanks to the community for your increasingly questionable ideas. Please keep them coming. We love suffering with you.UwU 💋Read full article on Community Announcements (Yunogames)Patch NotesOfficial
Patch 1.4.1
- Roulette ball realism increased 50% - Generate lawnchair and a set of goggles - Increase olfactory sense by 5000% - Disable safety protocols and run program - Does anyone read this ? - Minor bug fixesRead full article on Community Announcements (Yunogames)AnnouncementsOfficial
♣ Le Jacques Noir : The table of Illusions ♣
We pulled out of the truck a battered plank, two wobbly trestles, and an eight-folded ticket so nothing falls apart. And just like that, we pulled off the impossible: Le Jacques Noir! 🎩Settle under the flickering neon and brace yourself:“Ultra-realistic” Deal 📥 The cards slide in slow-mo to give you time to count… and realize you’re as bad at math as you are at luck.Up to 3 Hands at Once 🤹 Triple your bets, triple your hopes… and triple your defeats.LuckyLucky Bets 💀 Let’s be honest, you’re more likely to catch the bubonic plague from a churro than hit 777.Seb Tested It 🕹️ Roughly speaking: cards that stick when you split and double-downs with ever-shifting geometry.A massive thank you to everyone contributing on the hub 🙏—your feedback is the fuel for our madness. The ducktape stock is holding strong: keep sending your wildest ideas for the next round of chaos! 🎉UwU 💋Read full article on Community Announcements (Yunogames)Patch NotesOfficial
Patch 1.3.1
- Fixed broken wheel multiplier (Oops)Read full article on Community Announcements (Yunogames)AnnouncementsOfficial
🛒 THE GRAND BAZAAR 🛒
Oh, this is different, huh? You thought we’d let those zebras run for free forever? The age of freebies is over. Welcome to the marketplace. 🛒 THE SHOP IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS! Now you can buy and sell like a true merchant of illusion. Zebras? Scratch tickets? Fingers sore from too much scratching? We’ve got you covered. It’s all good stuff. Zebras don’t spit out money directly anymore. You want profit? Go sell them. Time to work for it ! 🧾 MISSIONS? Now they hand out scratch tickets. Scratch them, sell them — but whatever you do, just lose. 🏆 New achievements (or humiliations, depends on your point of view) ALL IN – Sometimes you gotta lose everything at once to earn respect. TILT – You shook it too hard, cousin. Dumpster Diver – No poor shaming brother. Sometimes you gotta fall before you bounce. 🛠 FIXES – THE BARE MINIMUM Switching tabs in the journal no longer freezes your destiny. And we capped it at 100 lines. Nobody wants your life story. Wheel of Fortune: x2 now stacks. Twice the chance… to fool yourself. Skipped missions are now logged. About time, right? Wheel lighting adjusted. You see it better now? So do we. You wanted something new? We gave you better: the illusion that any of this will change your fate.Read full article on Community Announcements (Yunogames)
