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Fuck's Quest II

Ancient Computer Tech · Published by Ancient Computer Tech

Content notice: this game has millions of the most incredible "swear words" ever made and also features Intellectual Darkness... if u let ur kids play this they WILL grow up to become criminals and murderers. it also makes a lot of jokes about Fuck's Cock (excellent jokes). theres no Porno-Boobies or anything that prevents u from streaming this game on broadcasting website

Very Positive — 100% positive (162 reviews) · 14 achievements

Last updated 6 Oct 2026

in this game u play as Fuck and u get to use crappy weapons and talk to horrible NPCs and find the bible crystals and explore my game and find secrets and play further to see what the next part of the game is

DJCTQ 141 DLC available ↗Full Controller Support

£4.59

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4 Sept 2026Lowest: £4.59 · Highest: £4.5911 Oct 2026

Action, Adventure · 2026 · More under £5 games

Embark on a wild journey as Fuck, wielding broken tools and uncovering secrets in this 2026 adventure from Ancient Computer Tech. Explore a world filled with quirky NPCs and hidden treasures.

About this game

idiot game

Uhhhhggg this is such a BOYS game and it makes me do a bunch of BOYS stuff like watch ChickenTV and eat MeatDogs and its all Toilet Humor!! Why am I being forced to play this crap that doesn't even have rich story mechanics???

disappointment

okay yeah what the FUCk is this!! i bought the game thinking i could Jack-Off to it but instead i gotta move around a bunch of shit and use this stupid ass sword that barely works?? like broooo i just wanna Jack!!

just not for me

IVE TRIED KILLING THIS BOSS LIKE 13 TIMES AND I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS GAME WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME HORNY BUT INSTEAD THERES NO BOOBS AT ALL I JUST KEEP DYING NONSTOP!!! TOTAL RNG NONSENSE. EVERY NEW ITEM I GET DOES SOME BULLSHIT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME HAVING SEX.

secrets

this game has secrets for the player to uncover thanks to careful consideration from the developer

game was made by some guy??

i can NOT believe that some GUY made this...maybe some KID or some ASSHOLE but some GUY? this is too IMMATURE for me to believe that...i wont accept anything that conflicts with my existing worldview and this is the worst day of my life.

audible music

u can hear music from beloved genres like "Minimalist", "Semi-Ironic Blues",  "Ambient", "Horror"

just the WORST-ass characters

sooooo wtf... theres like 2 characters in this game that have consistent and unique personalities...all the rest are the same generic fucking idiot who talks like all the other ones. even the unique ones are straight up dumb as fuck. every npc in this game is more stupid and pointless than my coworkers.

no idea where to go

I could not be more annoyed by this poor excuse for a Product.

classics

this game is based on the classics

buggy crap

I purchased this game and encountered a Software Bug affecting the game's mechanics. I will be requesting a refund through Steam.

useless cartoon

i played this game so i can tell u what it is. it is just a useless cartoon. it is not realistic very much.

rude developer

I asked the developer why he created an icy platforming section and he told me to go fuck myself.

im not a little kid anymore

i remember when i was 3 years old my PeePaw farted and i laughed for ever!! now that im 17 he does it and i get mad for ever!! fart is stupid so why does this game have it all the time?? i dont like fart so why did they put that in this game???

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS *: Windows 7
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: OpenGL 3.3 Support

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: OpenGL 3.3 Support

Supported Languages

English*
*languages with full audio support

Latest news

  • Patch NotesOfficial

    100% achievement and online apology

    heyyy players look i fucked up big time but its fixed now. i forgot to add the 100% achievement to steam even though the game had it. this is a super common mistake and i bet even u did it at some point too. we are planning a meeting with shareholders and will pay them tens of millions of dollars as a sincere apology to the playerbase.if u somehow got 100% (no u didnt lol) then u can just Log In to ur save file and collect this achievement so u can show ur grandma or other
    Read full article on Community Announcements (hellsnewworld)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    update again wtf!!!

    there was now a few more things on the game:the "FUCK'S QUEST DEVELOPER" npc has now shit his pantsfixed a startup crash for guys who have nvidia optimus laptops and didnt force the driver to use their dedicated gpuadded hints on the map in a few places to direct idiots to the objective after deliberately walking away from itsome other micro-crap
    Read full article on Community Announcements (hellsnewworld)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    the game got an update!! player's rejoice

    the "FUCK'S QUEST DEVELOPER" npc now has more bed soresa crash that could happen on the commander johnn'st boss fight is probably fixedA point in the game involves suffering dearly. Although most players will never get to this point, a bug on some systems was causing this suffering to be merely simulated, rather than allowing players to experience it for themselves. This has been properly addressed.
    Read full article on Community Announcements (hellsnewworld)

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