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Content notice: Our first introductory map has a collectible of a phallic-shaped object that represents the male genitalia.
Positive — 80% positive (10 reviews) · 100 achievements
Last updated 3 Oct 2026
JoshGeoff Weiner Simulator is all about exploring different parts of the United Kingdom and finding items you need for your boss, JoshGeoff. From phallic-like sausages to chicken kievs, expect to find anything and everything in JGWS.
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Simulation, Early Access, Casual · 2025 · More under £5 games
Embark on a quirky quest to gather unusual items for your demanding boss in JoshGeoff Weiner Simulator. Venture across the UK's diverse landscapes, seeking out everything from phallic sausages to chicken kievs.
About this game
Roadmap
About the Game
Forever Lost In A Maze...
following your boss around different cities across the UK, from silly goofy Train Stations to the iconic F1 track, collect different items like a totally-not-phallic sausage for JoshGeoff, your ring leader boss. What will happen if you don't get these items... you don't want to know since it'll be your worst, and last nightmare.
JoshGeoff Weiner Simulator Maps
At the moment, we have 6 maps available during Early Access, with more to come in the future leading up to Full Release! The current maps include, Weiner Town, Kiev Central, Silverstone, Bus Station, Bike Depot... and our newest addition, Strawb Street.
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- OS: Potato XP
- Processor: Potato Core i3-2000K
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: Probably can run on a GTX
- Storage: 6 GB available space
Recommended
- OS: Windows 12
- Processor: Intel Core Ultra 11 / AMD Threadripper PRO 10000
- Graphics: NVIDIA RTX 6090Ti / AMD Radeon RX 10070 XT
- Storage: 6 GB available space
Supported Languages
*languages with full audio support
Latest news
Patch NotesOfficial
Early Access Version 1.0.6 - Strawb Street Fixes
Update Size - 37MB / BuildID 21533143During the Christmas break, we (our players and I) discovered a few additional issues with Strawb Street which are now patched in ea1.0.6. Updates between now and April may be a little slow as I transition into developing the next two maps for JGWS.Early Access Version 1.0.6 Hotfixes Patch Notes:Weiner Town:Replaced Roadmap on HospitalStrawb Street:Added Collisions for End of Platform BlocksAdded Collisions for End of Platform SignalsAdded Collisions for Station Building WallsAdded End of Map Limits text by the tracksIncreased Hit Radius for TrainsPopulated Pope’s Avenue with more BuildingsResized Rear Depot Flooring and Dirt PathWidened Platform 2 Ramp since the Grass underneath was visibleJoin our Discord Server to be the first to know about JGWS updates + news!Read full article on Community Announcements (AdumaMum ᓚᘏᗢ)Patch NotesOfficial
Early Access Version 1.0.5 - Strawb Street Hotfixes
Update Size - 23.3MB / BuildID 21185627In a recent run on Strawb Street, I encountered several issues with Strawb Street which I have now gone back and fixed. If you do have any issues, we advise you to use our Steam Community Page or our Official Discord Server to report bugs, and/or give any suggestions.Early Access Version 1.0.5 Hotfixes Patch Notes:Weiner Town:Added several more Invisible BarriersStrawb Street:Depot Right Buffer is now aligned properlyDepot Walls no longer glitch outAll Depot Walls have collisions(only those with holes in didn’t previously)Green Train is now… green.Red Seats in Depot Storage Rooms have collisionsRemoved a duplicate Train that was spinning around the map…(This fixed the ‘Pop’ you hear when you load in)Join our Discord Server to be the first to know about JGWS updates + news!Read full article on Community Announcements (AdumaMum ᓚᘏᗢ)AnnouncementsOfficial
Early Access Version 1.0.5 - Strawb Street!!
Update Size - 96.2MB / BuildID 21123633It's been 126 days since JGWS came out to Early Access, and today I am pleased to announce you can play on our newest map Strawb Street! The map features x Trains to collect, with a total of x+1 Achievements!As this is a new map, we expect bugs to arise, and as such we advise you to use our Steam Community Page or our Official Discord Server to report bugs, and/or give any suggestions.Early Access Version 1.0.5 Patch Notes:Global / UI:FPS is now capped to your monitors Refresh Rate(we will make it so you can change your cap in a future update).Weiner Town:Replaced WT Background Music with the Instrumental versionKiev Central:Replaced KC Background Music with the Instrumental versionStrawb Street:Strawb Street is officially out!!Join our Discord Server to be the first to know about JGWS updates + news!Read full article on Community Announcements (AdumaMum ᓚᘏᗢ)Patch NotesOfficial
Early Access Version 1.0.4 HOTFIX
Update Size - 3.5MB / BuildID 20985069Introduced some hotfixes across Silverstone, Bus Station and Bike Depot for incorrect UI icons and Map Completion achievements would not pop.Global / UI:Fixed Silverstone, Bus Station and Bike Depot Map Completion achievements not popping.Fixed UI Icon on Silverstone, Bus Station and Bike Depot.Join our Discord Server to be the first to know about JGWS updates + news!Read full article on Community Announcements (AdumaMum ᓚᘏᗢ)AnnouncementsOfficial
Early Access Version 1.0.4 - Map Select Revamp
Update Size - 11.8MB / BuildID 20922448Our original Map Select Menu wasn't exactly the greatest, but it included ample enough room to display all 5 of our maps. As we're now pushing towards our 6th map being added into JGWS Global / UI:Map Select Menu RevampWeiner Town:Added Collisions to PickleBus Station:Added Piping for Fuel PumpsStrawb Street:Nearly complete 👀Since Strawb Street is very close to completion, I am going to share these two screenshots taken a couple days ago. Note, the map is still being made, so some pieces aren't finished; and the tube trains you see on the map will be replaced with custom trains that will represent the South Weiner Railway. instead of Transport for Spendallmoney trains. Join our Discord Server to be the first to know about JGWS updates + news!Read full article on Community Announcements (AdumaMum ᓚᘏᗢ)
