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Watch trailer on Steam ↗Dankenstoned’s Bongster’s Gram Smoker’s Stankula
Finnsoft · Published by Finnsoft
Content notice: Enemies are pinned to the walls with stakes, and can be pinned with more than one stake, in specific body parts. You can also shoot enemies with a pistol. Splashes of blood occur with any successful attack. The player can find and smoke marijuana to gain a higher jump. The violence is cartoonish but bloody, and all the enemies are zombies/vampires although they are dressed in police/bishop/freemason uniforms. They are not human enemies. No sexual content.
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Last updated 2 Oct 2026
With every boomer shooter fan's favourite weapon, the mighty stake gun, wreak havoc in classic FPS combat in Cork City, Ireland, pinning vampires to walls, all while listening to new music from Dankenstoned’s Bongster.
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Action, Indie · 2025 · More under £5 games
Explore Cork City as you wield the iconic stake gun, battling vampires and enjoying new music from Dankenstoned’s Bongster. Released in 2025 by Finnsoft, this indie action game offers a unique blend of classic FPS combat and boomer shooter fun.
About this game
This game is a stake-gunning companion to brand new music by Cork, Ireland-based band, Dankenstoned's Bongster.
Uncover a centuries-long conspiracy that sees the most powerful institutions in Cork City overtaken by a vampiric menace, hell-bent on creating a HUMAN MEGAZORD...
Fight supernatural enemies in three lovingly detailed arenas based on three much loved Cork City locations: The Corner House, the Freemason's Lodge and St. Fin Barre's Cathedral.
Using your iconic stake gun, pin all who oppose you STRAIGHT TO THE WALL with physics-based ragdolling reminiscent of the penetrator in F.E.A.R., the stake gun in Painkiller and the harpoon in Bioshock 2.
Aim to beat your personal high score while still making it out alive, in an engaging story mode with epic arena sections.
Play as Paul, Arty, Mike or Dan, with full retro FPS level one-liner voice acting for each band member.
Supercharge your fighting spirit with the fully original and unreleased soundtrack from Dankenstoned's Bongster, including ambient tracks.
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5-2400 / AMD FX-8320
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 670 2GB / AMD Radeon HD 7870 2GB
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible sound card
- VR Support: No
- Additional Notes: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Supported Languages
*languages with full audio support
