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EGG, Erman · Published by Egg and Erman
1 user reviews — 100% positive (1 reviews) · 12 achievements
Last updated 30 Sept 2026
no the baby is a short stealth horror game where you escape a kindergarten full of manipulative kids and an overworked teacher. Find items and solve puzzles to open the front door and get out of there for good!
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Adventure, Indie, Strategy · 2025 · More £5 - £15 games
Navigate through a kindergarten filled with manipulative children and an overwhelmed teacher in "no the baby," an engaging stealth horror adventure where finding items and solving puzzles are key to your escape.
About this game
You've had enough! Peter and the other kids are manipulative little goblins, and for some reason, the teacher is trying to catch YOU! This terror will never stop. There is only one solution. You have to escape. For good. Escape before your parents come to pick you up.
no the baby is a stealth-horror game about a child trying to escape a strange kindergarten filled with puzzles, oddities and annoying children.
Explore kindergarten
Find items
Solve puzzles
Run from teacher
Hate the Peter
Sneak around
Features some tunes
Crisp textures
Evil contraptions
"no, the baby. no the baby. no the, baby. no. the baby"
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows 7 or newer
- Processor: Intel Core i5 and up
- Memory: 6 GB RAM
- Graphics: GTX 770 and up
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 800 MB available space
- Sound Card: Stereo
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Supported Languages
*languages with full audio support
Latest news
AnnouncementsOfficial
Peter Sale
Peter has decided it is time for a sale, so a sale it will be.Read full article on Community Announcements (egg)Patch NotesOfficial
Achievement Update
Enjoy tons of new achievements, more bug and stability fixesRead full article on Community Announcements (egg)Patch NotesOfficial
no the crazy update
- added sensitivity slider to pause menu - added an easy mode - bug fixes https://imgur.com/a/QljfhxKRead full article on Community Announcements (egg)
