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Rear Admiral Games · Published by Rear Admiral Games · Official site ↗
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Last updated 29 Sept 2026
So, here's the deal: a global conspiracy weaponized social media and turned (almost) everyone into a mindless NPC. Yes, those kinds of NPCs. The ones who just repeat the same dialogue loop about awful trends and bad opinions. The vibes are... terrible.
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Culture Warz: Tactics pits you against mindless NPCs in a strategic showdown shaped by social media's influence. Navigate through tense simulations, making choices that define your faction’s victory or defeat.
About this game
So, here's the deal: a global conspiracy weaponized social media and turned (almost) everyone into a mindless NPC. Yes, those kinds of NPCs. The ones repeating the same terrible dialogue loops, trends, and opinions.
The vibes are... terrible.
You command the last free-thinkers: an "elite" (questionable) resistance force of Chads. Your impossible mission? Get everyone to log off.
But beating the horde isn't about clicking on the nearest idiot until they fall over.
Every turn is a tactical puzzle.
Study the grid. Work out how enemies will react. Push one NPC into another. Line up a shot. Use the environment. Protect your Jammers. Chain your squad's abilities together and try to find the move that turns a complete disaster into a beautifully stupid masterplan.
And if your beautifully stupid masterplan turns out to just be stupid?
Rewind.
Undo your moves, try a different approach and experiment until you crack the problem. Finding the solution is half the fun - whether it's an elegant five-move sequence or something involving three Chads, a baseball bat and an extremely unfortunate NPC.
Build your squad, discover new tactical tools and fight your way through 45 handcrafted levels to the Facepalm Tower (yes, really) and save humanity from itself.
Key Features:
Every Level Is a Tactical Puzzle: Take your time, study the board and figure out how to turn a bad situation into the perfect sequence of moves. Positioning, enemy behaviour, abilities, and the environment can all become part of your solution.
Protect the Jammers: Those civilian Jammers are the only things stopping the horde from posting more cringe. Keep them safe. Please. (Friendly fire is not friendly).
Think Real Hard (Turn-Based): No rush. Stare at the grid. Analyze the NPCs. Have a snack. Then execute your flawless 5D chess move.
The "Tactical Oopsie" Button: Accidentally walk into a mob? Shoot your best, Chad, in the back? Hit rewind, pretend it never happened, and try something that isn't that.
Assemble Some Guys: Find powerful new gear (like a really nice bat) and recruit 11 unique Chads. They all have distinct abilities and, presumably, very strong opinions on pineapple pizza.
Make Your Chads Slightly Less Bad: Level 'em up, hone their special skills, and maybe they'll stop missing shots. (No promises).
A Truly Alarming Amount of Weapons: Seriously, who left over 20 different guns and blunt objects lying around? Well, finders keepers.
Fight 30+ Flavors of "Ugh": Adapt your tactics to overcome a diverse horde of over 30 different enemy types, from the 'Well, Actually' foot-soldier to 8 powerful bosses. They're all very cross.
Achieve Online Validation: Prove you're the real tactical genius by getting your name at the top of the leaderboards. Go on. You've earned it.
A 45-Level Headache: Fight your way across a corrupted Zoo (the animals are fine, just very opinionated) Museum, and more all to reach the final confrontation at the... Facepalm Tower..
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: 12th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-1235U 2.50 GHz
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: integrated Graphics Card
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Recommended
- OS: Windows 11
- Processor: 12th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-1235U 2.50 GHz
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: integrated Graphics Card
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Supported Languages
*languages with full audio support
Latest news
AnnouncementsOfficial
Our Website Is Playable, For Some Reason...
So, here’s the situation.Rear Admiral Games has a website now.This means we are officially a real game studio, according to the ancient laws of the internet-and whichever payment processor accepted our card.We’ve gathered all the important information into one convenient location: who we are, what we’re making, what we’ve already unleashed, and where to report the tactical oopsies we definitely intended to include.There’s also a blog-sorry, an official propaganda feed-where we’ll post updates on Culture Warz, future projects, announcements, and any other information we decide the public is emotionally prepared to receive.But we made one small mistake.The background is playable.Yes, instead of using a normal, sensible background like responsible adults, we turned ours into a mini-game.That means you can read about the studio, browse our games, and play something without ever leaving the page.Assuming you remember to do the first two things.Come for the studio information.Stay for the mini-game.Lose several minutes.Call it market research.The new Rear Admiral Games website is live now.Visit the site, investigate the questionable elite force behind Culture Warz, inspect the propaganda feed, and see how long you can resist getting distracted by the background.The website is online.The mini-game is running.Productivity is no longer guaranteed. https://www.rearadmiralgames.comRead full article on Community Announcements (TW Duck YEE)AnnouncementsOfficial
Humanity Is Cooked. Culture Warz: Tactics Is Coming Soon.
So, here’s the situation.A global conspiracy weaponized social media and turned almost everyone into a mindless NPC. The timelines are cursed. The dialogue loops are getting worse. Somewhere, somebody is still typing “Well, actually…”The vibes remain terrible.Humanity’s last hope is an “elite” resistance force of Chads, a collection of glorified signal blockers called Jammers, and you-the tactical genius who was apparently available.Culture Warz: Tactics is a grid-based, turn-based strategy game where every mission is a new tactical puzzle. Position your squad. Combine abilities. Protect the Jammers. Fight your way through 45 levels of increasingly aggressive opinions on the road to Facepalm Tower.Plan the perfect move.Watch one of your Chads immediately ruin it.Hit rewind.Call it reconnaissance.We’ve also unleashed some new trailers onto the Steam page, featuring tactical combat, questionable decision-making, and a small preview of the nonsense waiting for you.Watch them now and witness humanity’s most qualified available operatives in action.YOUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS MISSION INCLUDES:Recruit 11 unique Chads, each with useful abilities and presumably several terrible group-chat opinions.Collect 20+ guns and blunt objects that responsible adults really should not have left lying around.Fight 30+ flavors of “ugh”, including eight powerful bosses who desperately need to log off.Upgrade your squad until they become slightly less likely to miss at the worst possible moment.Climb the leaderboards and finally achieve the online validation your tactical genius deserves.The Steam page is live now.Watch the new trailers and wishlist Culture Warz: Tactics to be notified when it launches-and to give us the small amount of online validation required to continue saving humanity.The NPCs are posting.The Jammers are humming.Your squad is almost ready.Humanity may be doomed.At least combat is turn-based.Read full article on Community Announcements (TW Duck YEE)
